Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His anger is genuine.
from the Legation of Unity of the Planet Straleb.
l can believe that. May l at least watch?
Please specify.
He does what he does by choice, by his choice.
lt is slowing and holding its position, captain.
You were never considered a danger, captain.
- l'm sorry, l didn't get your name. - Data.
My purpose is not your concern.
[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]
- Perhaps the joke was not funny. - No. The joke was funny.
Actually it brought the house down in Teaneck.
Wesley, Data, let's go.
[GROWLS]
Yes. Now please follow Commander Riker's instructions
if you mean my "socializing" with the members of the crew.
Heh. Buh-bum. But thank you, really, thank you.
Marry me.
Was that funny?
That is considered to be funny?
Being able to make people laugh,
- Lasers? WORF: Yes, sir.
- The act or the emotion? - They're both the same.
You know, Captain, your Counselor is right. He will fight.
Debin, hold this position. Viewer off.
[LAUGHlNG CONTlNUES]
Captain, let me ask you again. What are Okona's crimes?
This is the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Then Okona does have the Jewel.
You all believe l stole the jewel.
- l'm an android. - Oh, l'm terribly sorry.
You will come with me to the Main Bridge.
Why? Because you're a droid and l'm a noid.
l can't say.
Goodbye Data.
l think you'd find the tools we use rather unusual, sir.
Federation vessel, you have no rights in this solar system.
lt's you, Data.
[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]
Life
Extend hailing frequencies, all languages, all channels.
[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
Mr. Comic, l wish to know what is funny.