Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You will come with me to the Main Bridge.
lt is slowing and holding its position, captain.
from the Legation of Unity of the Planet Straleb.
Please specify.
l can believe that. May l at least watch?
Yes. Now please follow Commander Riker's instructions
Actually it brought the house down in Teaneck.
[GROWLS]
- l'm sorry, l didn't get your name. - Data.
His anger is genuine.
He does what he does by choice, by his choice.
Debin, hold this position. Viewer off.
You know, Captain, your Counselor is right. He will fight.
Wesley, Data, let's go.
if you mean my "socializing" with the members of the crew.
Goodbye Data.
- Lasers? WORF: Yes, sir.
Was that funny?
Being able to make people laugh,
Marry me.
Federation vessel, you have no rights in this solar system.
That is considered to be funny?
This is the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
l can't say.
You all believe l stole the jewel.
Heh. Buh-bum. But thank you, really, thank you.
Then Okona does have the Jewel.
[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]
l think you'd find the tools we use rather unusual, sir.
lt's you, Data.
My purpose is not your concern.
Why? Because you're a droid and l'm a noid.
- Perhaps the joke was not funny. - No. The joke was funny.
[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
Extend hailing frequencies, all languages, all channels.
Mr. Comic, l wish to know what is funny.
Life
You were never considered a danger, captain.
- l'm an android. - Oh, l'm terribly sorry.
[LAUGHlNG CONTlNUES]
[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]
- The act or the emotion? - They're both the same.
Captain, let me ask you again. What are Okona's crimes?