Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those are tampons.

you would get them free with your driver's license!

The next president of the United States

And it doesn't end there. Because my people are everywhere.

You virgins have no idea who you're messing with --

you were going to get your own planet when you die.

I caught crabs in paradise And yes I mean both kinds of crabs

Hey, new drinking game!

and secretly gay Disney princes.

And they will do whatever I say.

I've got a pile of 1020Gs up here with no travel times on them!

Baseball Mitt Romney and Barack, A Llama aren't saying anything!

can make a difference in this country.

has more money than he knows what to do with.

Okay. Cut this crap out and get those sunburned d-bags out of the Plaza!

And you look like a condom

I'm Panama now.

To be continued...

But Central Florida is dominated by Jewish retirees, serial killers,

If birth control pills fixed boners,

Florida. The penis of America.

We get some hot young actor --

who's more? who is she?

The only crowds I could never figure out were in northern Florida.

and have a totally different story?

at our fingertips -- American celebrity.

I'm glad you feel that way.

Why do you have a tattoo of a seat belt?

but it's okay to kill animals for food?

That's not what people want, Lemon, least of all from their televisions.