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I don't suppose you boys have uranium I could borrow?
There's my frugal Aunt Ruth, my thrifty Uncle Isaac...
I'm afraid so.
He seemed to be in a rush And had a pained look on his face
Doesn't it have a display that tells the year?
- Entrapment. - The trap is set.
Car 55. We're in a sub.
I took a laxative and a stool hardener... Oh! And they're fighting it out in there.
Hey, how about that Jesus, huh? What a guy.
Yeah, well, you're a douche.
Can I have it even though it's dinnertime?
And look, there's Winston Churchill.
Execute them!
I WILL DELETE SOME OF MY IRON MAN 2 VIDEOS AND I WILL FIGHT IT!
...and see what it feels like to be top Jew.
Still some things... Good things to say.
The rooster goes, "Gee-gree-gee. "
Or when you're on the go.
Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing in my room?
Is my time machine not as good as your time machine?
Yeah, right. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine?
Then can't you press a couple of buttons and bring him back?
I don’t give a shit about you! You know, we can just leave you here!
See, we've arrived 30 seconds before Mort came up to use the bathroom.