Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or I could take her for coffee and ditch her with the bill.
- Old enough to pee, old enough for me! - Yeah.
You sneaky bitch!
- Thank you, Paul. - Sure, Mom.
It was labelled a Tarantino film even though he was credited as an executive producer...
- Hi. - Hey. You here for that class?
- No, I've never had that. - You will someday.
- I met a girl. - Did you score some hot poon?
♫ Because I gotta have faith
Mitch, don't be such a pussy!
[SEAN] I need to get some more pot. I'm running out.
Not very much. Uh, what's up with you?
Afterwards we talked about AIDS. I wake to the sound of a wino singing.
Yeah...before.
Oh, everything's fine now.
Aren't you hitting on me?
♫ Afternoon delight... ♫
- I-I don't wanna go in. - Just come in. Let's get this over with.
I'm not "21 Jump Street", whatever that is.
Down
That I feed off other people's real emotions.
Excuse you.
♫ When we rise
No, it's about... It's about good times and cuddling up [!]
[PHONE RINGS]
[MITCHELL SOBS HYSTERICALLY]
♫ Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
Two by two overhead
- What can I do you boys for? - Came by for some stuff.
Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less...
That's what I told people so they wouldn't laugh at me.
You know, do it?
So I’ll click print, and we’ll print it out!
We get stoned listening to Michael Jackson and next morning I wake up talking to myself.
[KIDS SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
I go to Rem Forum, but it's gay night. I find the one hetero girl in the place.
♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider
- Who? - Victor. It's none of your fucking business!
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Have a good one!
Irish girls are as small as leprechauns. One strips for me in the bathroom of a club.
- Listen, were you putting notes in his box? - Whose box?
Sean, you're sick.
- Never mind. - Um...I'll make it up to you.
♫ It was never quite like this before Not one of you's the same
♫ La p'tite Ramel m'est infidèle
[POP TUNE CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]
- I have your money! My brother wired it! - You got the money? It was that easy?!
I insist you bring back the corpse for me to do some tests.
[MUSIC: "AIDA GRAND MARCH" BY VERDI]
♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
- Are you just fucking with me? - Rock 'n' roll.
- I've seen this on "ER". Fix him! - Harry's gone to the big bye-bye.
I'm serious. I know these things and...
♫ I love the best...
♫ I could be right, I could be wrong I could be white, I could be black
I shouldn't be leaving. He'll sleep with someone else.
50% , you say? Hot damn, college boy, that's some good motherfucking math!
- Then why don't you tell us about school? - Mm. Tell us about school.
There was this whole thing. I had to take a freshman to the hospital. Anyhow, I'm...