Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You look kinda skinny, actually. - Skinny? Really?
♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
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♫ Qu'a Noé?
Why weren't you at my tutorial last Saturday?
How are...y-you?
Oh, Jesus Christ! Richard, is that you?
Would you talk to him? He'll listen to you.
♫ I love the best...
What the fuck's this, huh?
IT’S DICK!!
- You gotta take of him! - Move, move, move.
Come here.
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far
..will last...like an hour, you know...
Where the fuck was Lauren tonight? That Lara girl was kinda hot.
You will never ever know me.
It's got some pretty nasty imagery. It helps keep her focused on her homework.
Since when does fucking somebody else mean I'm not faithful to you?! Lauren...
Mitch, I'm kinda through partying tonight.
I am warning you again! I don't know what your fucking problem is!
- [BOTH] Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! - [PAUL] Will you shut up!
♫ I can't live
My family had to sell the fucking cow to get me here!
Then why the fuck are you writing me letters?
shezow for a day monster running to the pipe
- Fuck you! - Jesus fucking Christ, don't get so tense!
[SCREAMS] Asshole!
remembering the wrong actors, naming the wrong cinematographers, but I wanted him.
I-I'm really terribly sorry.
- Bertrand's not in. - This is Jean-Jacques. Hello?
I warned you. Remember that.
Define crazy.
Hi, Mitch. What's up?
What? Fuck?
- Want one? - What are they?
[DOGS BARKING]
- Do you want some coke? - Sure.
- Why? - Where's my money, college boy?!
♫ Asking for a raise
It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me.
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
I wonder if she comes easily...or at all.
[RINGS BELL]
No, your name is Richard.
- We have somebody OD'ing back here! - He's not OD'ing.
Leave the boy alone before him piss in panty!
Face it...you are fucked up.
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
♫ But she told me to carry her home...
[ROCK MUSIC]
Yeah! Mmmm!
Right.
IT’S DIXK
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I was sure I was mispronouncing the film-makers' names,
I barely make my plane back to the US. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
After waking up in recovery.
- You can bet the boy is not a cop, man. - Obviously.
[PHONE RINGS]
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook
This is embarrassing. I'm sorry, I don't have the slightest idea who you are right now.
Listen...
Yeah.
♫ In the morning
♫ Blue-eyed dressed for every situation
- Come on, let's go. - It might be fun!
♫ This, this is stranger than I ever thought ♫
You wanna take a shower with me... for old times' sake?
- I can see what that school has done. - Maybe Paul and I should go...
So you look bulimic skinny?
I could bang her and feel good about it. I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why.
♫ They think I'm on my hands and head
It's like bad poetry. And then what?
Just stay the fuck aw... Hey.
Good. Well, just don't wait up for me. OK?
Wh-h-h-h-hy?
Not to people like us.
- Faggoty sitcom, faggoty sitcom... - Richard?
- Typical! - ♫ WTNE!
[TV OFF]
♫ Because you walk city, because you talk city, 'cause you make me sick... ♫
- You don't have any fucking cash? - No.
♫ Or ever separate us or say to us you've got to
Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self: never 'shroom again. Gets you in trouble.
Good. Time for you to get to work.
Jesus, this is so typical.
I really did try to kill myself...just before I faked it.
- Hey. - Hey, Lauren. Um...this is...
- Surprised me. - [YAWNS]
♫ I can't live
I remember the weight on the bed shifting
[ALARM BEEPS]