Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♫ M'sieur Hannibal m'mine le moral ♫
Don't act crazy. Me and Mitch just came by to pick up a couple of grams.
Blue.
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
really a Friday in December at Camden, years ago when I was a different person,
I drop some acid and get lost in the subway.
You do not know what a drag it is to see you right now!
This weekend? I have a lot of school work. How about next weekend?
- He made me zhing! - Zhing? What?
- Later, guy. - Bye, Paul. Maybe next time.
Oh, Harry, sweetie! He's gonna get his death of cold!
I no longer know who I am. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger
You probably did it to hurt me. It worked, you hurt me. There's nothing else I can do.
[MOANS OF PLEASURE]
- You don't have to. - I know, but I want to. I insist.
She won't put out. You know that. She's got this little boyfriend she's saving herself for.
[RADlO JINGLE] ♫ WTNE for music! ♫
Get this straight fuckhead! I need Trevor Simian… Like I need an asshole on my elbow!
Fucking spit in my car!
Bought a lot of pastries, ate waffles.
You look familiar. Have we met?
Maybe we should be inducing vomiting. Should I pull the car over?
♫ Got to have faith
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far
Some girl rings me so I let her listen to the church bells.
So when she showed up...
♫ When I think of all my sorrow
You're not allowed to smoke here, I don't think.
- Until you get knocked up. - OK, we'll do the math.
Back the fuck off!
No, I... You two know each other?
♫ We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again
- Yeah, me too. - Really?
- You're wasting time and wasting money. - She's got a boyfriend?
Oh, my God! I brought Paul!
Meet a Dutch actress, we drink absinthe at a bar called Absinthe. Museums were cool.
..I don't know who you are.
Gang Bang 101 , Freebase tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.
I only did it with her because I'm in love with you.
- Mitch. - Hi.
[GIRL] This is my last letter because I'll never have you.
I go back to London and hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
♫ When I see her
- He found out he was adopted. - Stop. I need some cigarettes.
And I'm a married man.
You know, it's all subjective.
[GIRL GASPS] Peter, Peter! Oh, Peter!
- No, it's not! - Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else.
He would've taken me gently in his big, strong drama major arms
"I want to kiss your mouth and say love you, love you, love you, while stripping.
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right I could be black, I could be white
Sean, Sean, Sean, welcome, bubba.
It's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen 'cause I knew it'd be like that.
Lauren...
I do believe we have ourselves a deal.
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more
- Then I ended up back here. - I am so there when school is out!
- All right? - Uh-hm.
I ditch her and hook up with a couple who want a threesome.
- Sean Bateman. - He's a drug dealer.
- Maybe nobody's home. - Rupert doesn't leave home.
♫ When I've been loved
- You might be afflicted with synaesthesia. - What?
♫ Oh, yeah
[MOANS OF PLEASURE]
or cause the moon to drop.
♫ You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows...
So what do you think?
I have some pot in my room if you wanna get stoned.
I kept agreeing with his likes and dislikes,
- Harry! - Harry.