Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Give Rupert his money. - What the fuck are you talking about?!
- What you got for me? You got something. - I have this.
♫ And I can't share this with you
♫ I'm so alive ♫
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! - Let me in! I have the keys! Let me in!
Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here. - You have to do something!
I won't go to bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, why bother?
$300? You owe me $3,000, asshole! Where's my fucking money?
I swap shirts with a Cambridge chick. Hers was an Agnès B, mine a Chanel.
[POP TUNE] ♫ ..you'll find that you've been sent to hell! La la la la-la la la la la-la la... ♫
Zhing! Like it just fucking fucks you right up the... It's like...zhing!
..perceives it...perceives it differently.
♫ I can't give any more
- Yes...uh... Well, I mean no, no. - Oh, go ahead.
I thought you were putting notes in his box.
♫ You know you're in control, in control
- I had a class with her, but I failed it. - Really?
Yeah, you smell really good, but I...
- Ugh! - Is your deterrent to the party working?
She has dick-sucking lips, so I consider the options.
- I don't fucking trust you. - Tough shit.
♫ In the morning
[PLAYS TUNELESSLY]
I have good news.
It's where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp got their start, man!
a porcupine monster running to the pipe
- Really? I thought you were older. - No, I'm a freshman.
She looked back with confidence
[GIRLS SOBBING]
Yeah. You've got bad timing.
Went to a Ford Model party, hooked up with a Romanian model.
♫ Or your face as you were leaving
- None of your business. What do you want? - Were you asleep?
[SEAN] I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex.
I search for this night's prey.
That night I dream about a beautiful girl half in water, stretching her lean body.
So this guy from NYU, who wasn't even a good Victor facsimile,
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
- Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny? - What's the difference?
- You're looking at a malpractice suit! - Harry is dead.
♫ I'm alive
♫ All these illusions just take us too long
I must have passed out around then.
She's living on $5 a day.
[BOY RETCHES]
Get this straight fuckhead! I need opinions like I need an asshole on my elbow
[RHYTHMIC MUSIC]
My room-mate's at her boyfriend's tonight.
He fingered what looked like moss and it struck me
Did you, now? Where's my money, goddammit, Bateman?
Whatever I don’t care. I don’t major in monkey bread.
Um...um...
- He's not dead. - He hasn't got a pulse or a heartbeat.
"Sometimes, when you're scanning a crowd, your sultry eyes stop on me.
- A much better percentage than the pill. - It doesn't work that way, Lara.
♫ Oh, yeah
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand
I just assumed since you spent the summer in Berlin, I thought...
Figure it out. Deal with it.
I can't believe the shit that spills outta my mouth.
It's over.
- Come on, Harry! - Grab his arm!
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more
♫ Don't know what colour your eyes are, baby
No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box.
Took a charter flight to London. Took a cab to the city centre. Hostels are pretty ugly.
♫ I love the best...
I steal some stout at the Guinness factory.