Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

..like a minute.
She slowly followed me back to my dorm room,
I think, why not?
- Hello? - Bertrand?
- No? - Uh-uh.
[GUEST CHUCKLES]
"Have you guessed who I am? Sometimes I think you have.
♫ I feel I'm on top again, baby
I'll show you tense! You're into me for a fuckload of money!
- I don't know. - Lauren, listen to your friend and room-mate.
Are you crazy?!
[RAP MUSIC: "SEI DEIN EIGENER HELD" BY JENS "DER WOLF" ALBERT]
[POOL BALLS CLACK]
Only a little gay, with flecked blond hair, a great body, and amazing grey eyes.
who owes me a fucking shitload of motherfucking cash!
- What the fuck are you talking about? - I'm here.
- What you think, Guest? - I think you should sniff less cocaine.
Oral sex workshop.
- Well... - Get her another one. Please.
♫ May the road rise with you May the road rise with you
♫ Moving through the doorway of a nation ♫
but your girlfriend needs her nose candy or she won't fuck you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
and undressed me quietly and expertly.
♫ And now it's only fair that I should let you know
Maybe getting fucked.
♫ When I see her
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
There won't be any more notes. It's last call.
♫ In the morning
Then buy your own, bitch! Get the fuck outta my crib and get me my money!
Get this straight fuckhead! I need Trevor Simian like… I need a motherfuckin asshole on my elbow!
- With Patrick? - No.
♫ Get yourself together... ♫
What did he do? Try and OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?
[GEORGE MlCHAEL] ♫ I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
Right here! An asshole!
- Mm-hm. I think I'm gonna change my major. - To what?
Yeah. Actually, Sean just ran off with Paul.
I want it by Sunday.
I gotta be out at seven!
♫ I don't know how to speak to you, I don't know how... ♫
- Sean, who's your friend? - This is Mitch.
I went to the Vatican, stood for two hours to get into the Sistine Chapel, which looks fake.
- [BOTH] Help! Help! - We need some help! This guy's OD'ing!
♫ Yes, it sho-ows
I talk about God knows what, I let my eyes drift across the room.
Those are grown in shit.
Maybe it was the Ecstasy that she was on. Maybe she thought she really loved me.
Ahhhhhallover
How long have you been here? Why haven't you called?
♫ I can't live
I actually had to wash pigs all summer.
- No, of course not. - What ARE you doing?
What's going on?
♫ What you should know
Lauren, don't walk... Hey!
I-I don't know what you're talking about! No, wait, this guy...
[MRS DENTON COUGHS]
Oh! Oh! I...I can feel my dick!
♫ Oooh, oooh, ooooh
I was so excited, I couldn't stop shaking and I dropped the key.
♫ But I gotta think twice Before I give my heart away
[POP TUNE] ♫ La la la la la la la-la la la la, la la la la-la la la...
"Are you afraid to let me know how you feel?
Except it wasn't my room.
- You have pot? - In my room, yeah.
Question: Is Hanazuki Full Of Treasures Is A Ripoff Of Wreck It Ralph? Question: No. Because Hanazuki Full Of Treasures Is Not a Spinoff Of Wreck It Ralph
[KNOCK]
♫ Qu'a Cao?
- We should take him to hospital. - Are you crazy?
are you t y l e r ahh
Three months later, he had a gay affair, within a year he was a queen
♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use
Then split for Paris by train. I climb the Eiffel Tower for only 7 francs.
You know I'm just fuckin' with you, baby, right?
[BEEPS CONTINUE]
- Yeah? - What about you, Paul? What are you doing?
♫ The things you do are totally planned
I don't know what's going on! I came for some blow, man!
♫ When we rise