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You really should get that checked out. Prozac might help.
♫ And I'm not leaving till you're leaving
My family's strapped for cash. I might have to drop out.
Hmm...I'm hungry.
OK.
For a hummer, sure.
♫ You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows
♫ I could be right
Yeah. I bought pot from you last year. It was good. A little seedy, though.
I'm not your enemy, Rupert, I don't have a weapon.
Almost became roadkill crossing the street.
Why am I trying to convince you? Let's do it.
[HARRY NILSSON] ♫ No, I can't forget this evening
.
Fucking asshole!
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
- Do you want a turn-on? - No, thanks.
Of course. Hello, Mrs Jared.
You can't just wait for destiny. Make it happen.
No! You leave the pain and suffering!
"Play The Guitar."
Luck has nothing to do with it. Everything is preordained. Manifest destiny.
♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now
He thinks it's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party. I'll give him to you.
чебоксары
Wait, what did you warn me about?
..my friend,
..wanna know you, I just wanna who you are.
Enough fantasising. Victor is 3,000 miles away. Use the book.
Wow.
- We gotta put the keg somewhere. - Not there, it's fucking my shot.
Wait, Mitch!
♫ I can't give any more
I just had a feeling there'd be some obstacle to prevent my evening with Sean happening.
You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy!
It's Dick! And, yes, it's me.
Something amazing's gonna happen.
Get the fuck outta here, homo!
Tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night..."
[ERASURE] ♫ We'll be together again
Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold, wrote my mom a postcard I never sent.
♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
- Just...carrying on conversations. - I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that.
- Implants. - I like the feel of fake tits.
[LARA INHALES]
Just the man we're looking to see tonight. Come in out of the cold, man.
- You'll buy? - Totally buy.
Motherfucker!
- She's been looking at the book. - What book?
I was wondering what was going on. Who's Patrick?
I'm on financial aid! I'm from a fucking farm in Nebraska!
I'm gonna come on those tits!
I pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend because it's who I am.
[SNORING]
Like everything is moving by so quickly that time just seems to stop.
- Oh, hey, wait a minute, wait. - I-I'm gonna wait in the car.
- Paul? - Yeah. Remember me?