Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'cause... [SNIFFS]
How have you been...Mr Denton?
♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes
What's wrong? I told you I came.
oops, RUSTY PIPES!
Leave the table!
♫ If living is without you
- He's throwing up! - Open the fucking window!
- ..is going to be blue. - Mmm!
Lauren. Wait.
♫ I can't give
- Do you take American Express? - That's not funny!
- I'm not getting any pulse. - Is this a joke?
Euro Pass to Venice, where I met a hot girl who speaks better English than I do.
[SEAN CHUCKLES]
Ended up in Rome. Just like LA, but with ruins.
- Hey, wait, Lauren. - Oh, my God!
I should never have done this.
..he's got it.
I wake well rested and masturbate in the shower.
- You're not ever gonna know me. - What the hell does that mean?
And fuck you all very much!
♫ May the road rise with you May the road rise with you...
How do you like that?
He's got his name in the papers on the back side. It's toe tag time in Teenville tonight.
"I want to moan and writhe with you.
- Ohh, God! - I'm still hard so I keep on going.
You serious? You don't think...? No!
I wanna see you do her like Ron Jeremy would.
I meet a girl who lets me jack off on her as long as no come gets on her coat.
Yet when he fingered her, he felt nothing. She wasn't getting wet, though she moaned.
- How much do you want? - Three grams.
[VICTOR] With European girls, it's just a numbers game.
- Deal with it. I'm borrowing these. - Wait.
- I doubt it. - Why?
I played it quietly and sang the lyrics slowly and softly.
Go to sleep.
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
Fuck! Fuck!
[TALKS BACKWARDS]
Wow. Sean, it's over.
♫ I could be wrong
What kind of mark-up you think you can get?
♫ It's that American voice again
It's great seeing you, really.
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand
and you ask every girl that walks by if she'll fuck you, one in 20 will say yes.
I should've given myself to Victor last term when I had the chance.
- I don't know yet. What's yours? - I don't even know.
- OK, so are you out on the prowl again? - Yeah, that book's just not...not doing it.
[GIRL GASPS]
You're gonna be OK.
♫ And I know all the games you play Because I play them too...
are gonna take off to all your rich-ass lives, leaving me holding my motherfucking dick!
- How are you, Paul? - Fine.
300 up front.
Purple ones. Love letters.
Then...Dick...how is school?
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far... ♫