Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes

- No! No, no! - No?

♫ I've been waiting for a long time

♫ Qu'a Ramel?

I am asking you to leave the table now.

- Here. - Uh...it looks kinda dark.

But Victor was fucking my room-mate Lara. She gave him mono before he dumped her.

[MUFFLED PANICKED VOICES]

- Jim. - Jim from Dartmouth.

I've got a joint in my room.

Her name is Candice.

♫ When I see her, oh, yeah...

I'm told that, after I left Camden,

♫ I love the best...

Frankly, I was getting sick of the colour, you know.

♫ Before you make a fool out of love

- I should have kept it innocent. - God!

♫ La p'tite Noé veut plus m'parler

- He must just be selling him something. - [BOTH] Must be, yeah.

Can I talk to Sean Bateman? I think he lives upstairs.

♫ The things you do are totally planned

Miss Lauren Hynde.

♫ We'll be together and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us

[PLAYS ODD NOTES]

Bam, 20th one and you're fucking! It's a confirmed statistic, man!

The police couldn't have cared less. They said my insurance would take care of it.

- His pupils are fixed and dilated. - Harry, come back!

[ALARM CLOCK BEEPS]

If we don’t burn together I’ll burn alone

- Want a beer? - Let's go.

"Do you really like those boring, naive, coy girls or is it just for sex?

Jesus Christ, man, I can get these kids to overpay. They're desperate for drugs.

What do you mean? No, I just...

♫ Yes, I gotta have faith Ooh, I gotta have faith

♫ If living is without you

[ALL SHOUT AT ONCE]

It would just ruin my illusion of her innocence...her purity.

that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty.

- Then there's someone else. - Doesn't matter, anyway.

because she knew, underneath her clothes, she had on a black bra with matching panties,

- Who is this? Patrick? - Who the hell's Patrick? No, it's Paul.

Call 1-800-518-3492. Imagine the look on her face if you were much larger.

I'm scoring for some freshmen. They're rich, they want cocaine. What do you think?

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

She's now married to a senator and has four kids. How time distorts things.

And fuck you and fuck you, pretty boy!

Whoa! Is that really what I want?

After all my pining for Lauren, this, her room-mate.

A drama major just back from Europe.

Merde! What is it? Turn off that fucking thing!

One of 17 hand-to-hand combat methods of rendering your enemy defenceless.

I think you're a rich motherfucking motherfucker

[MRS DENTON] Then I realised my Cadillac had been stolen.

- What the fu... - You don't?

Immediately after surgery

I think you and your motherfucking rich-kid friends

My type of guy!

♫ I know I'll give them more and more

♫ The way you speak when people meet you

Fucking keg's dead. Typical. I wish I had a case of beer.