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[Groaning softly]
Technically, I am.
Blue is his house with a blue little window.
- [Screams] - Just look at me!
Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
[Crews speaking indistinctly]
L... l... I...
That's not how the mandarin works.
90265.
Our sources are telling us that all signs are pointing to another mandarin attack.
Internal shots, temperature spikes.
tom lives.
[Whispers] Oh, wait...
so it's a little awkward.
Tony: I never thought they would come back to bite me.
[mechanical whirring]
Not according to public record, sir.
But I'm close.
No...
Old botanist pal
That's right.
[Metal creaking]
[Grunting]
But then, as my father used to say,
- [Grunts] - She's watching.
[Sighs] He's strung up over the oil tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
Me, saving your life.
And everybody around.
Didn't you say something about a "lovely speedboat"?
You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want?
You under...
Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was aim, right?
You know what to do.
it discourages bullying.
Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
[Yells]
- [Muffled] Take it easy. Tony. - [Inhales sharply]
Tony: The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty,
My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
I had a thought that would guide me for years to come.
drawn from S.H.L.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
- What? - Can you not touch my plant?
Jarvis, where's my flight power?
You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits.
[Pepper straining]
I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time,
Tony: Listen to me. See that guy?
[Singing] Dashing through the snow.
- Tony stark is in my van. - Shh. Keep it down.
Laughing all the way
Man: Excuse me.
[Systems buzzing]
You start with something pure,
But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him.
[All screaming]
Recalibrate the LSDNS.
That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
-Dolphin.- Octopus?
- [Metal creaking] - [Sobbing]
That figures. What I actually am is a biological DNA coder
[Woman sobbing]
- Doing what? - [Sizzling]
[Gun firing]
Then how did you get here, Trevor?
Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there.
and claim their land.
[Yelling]
- 680' - 680'
Where did I lose you?
or a hobby.
See, we all begin wide-eyed. Pure science.
- Open the suit. - [Crackling] I...
Something to do with a big boat.
Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit.
- you should be wearing... - Did you just say that?
That's two military guys.
They're gonna take out the president somehow.
- You, you, you! Move! Get out! - [Girls whimpering]
Is this what you've been chasing around?
- Sadly, that is very normal. - Yes, this is normal!
Are you coming out?
[Groaning]
[Conversing indistinctly]
You wanted to help people.
Jarvis?
I'm... well...
[People clamouring]
- Happy: Happy new year. - Maya: Happy new year.
Because the second you give evil a face,
Yes, I just, um...
Machines.
[Gasping]
- help me process... - [Clears throat]
Not hot.
Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponisable.
I don't know about any pepper, but I know about the plan.
Although the guns are all fake
[Grunts]
For what? Did I miss something?
What are we talking? Far east, Europe, north Africa,
Merry Christmas, buddy.
We'll get you out of there.
You're still going down, pal.
President Ellis.
I'm gonna take the chinook to base camp.
- I got this for you. - I'm aware of that.
I think you should close your eyes.
So, now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad?
I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me.
Mr stark.
[Both grunting]
You are a maniac.
That's brisk.
Nope.
[Both scream]
I'm calling it extremist.
Just look on the screen and tell me where it is.
I didn't think it could get any worse.
You happy now?
Okay, there have been nine bombings.
[Passengers cheering]
What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?
these guys are so weird
Get me eyes on it now.
Mr president,
Everything comes full circle.
Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!
- Is somebody there? - Yeah,
Now look at you.
- Got it. - All right? It's a mission.
[Honking]
It's foughty, but you found a buyer, didn't you?
[Grunting]
So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
[Whimpers]
- No. - Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
Crowbar, yeah.
Jarvis: Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable.
Maya, run!
A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
You're a mechanic, right?
After New York, aliens... come on.
Tony: Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you.