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Wanted to be a mechanic.
God, you were magical.
Repeat after me: I'm going to be a millionaire.
Then came the kidney stone that weirdly ended up in a prostate scare.
I can't complain. Can't complain
Okay, Ray, whatever. Just go.
You're about to start making poem bread.
I got a burned-out house and a job that pays shit.
Why would you pay all that money and not go?
"We got heart. We got hope."
Because we all do. Tell her, class.
Oh, my God. You're an egotistical asshole.
I'm gonna be a millionaire.
Big Donn-
- Welcome. - Thank you.
No. I'm doing a little research on roof repair.
Yeah.
Drop by the office any time. Don't worry, free of charge.
They had normal jobs and made a normal living.
Oh, my God, you're so big.
Fuck off ray Ray ray
And that is how Ray Drecker, teenage sports star...
Anybody here take Latin?
All right, but let's call it what it really is.
Yeah, no, without thinking about it, say it. "My name is Ray and l..."
There's Ionely people. It's just not me.
Look, Tanya, I got a lot going on in my life right now.
Sugar?
I love that. "Some wild darling."
...and they can be casually cruel with them.
- So how are the kids holding up? - Kids are great. They're inside playing Wii.
Hey, I heard about your place, man. That's tough.
- You were concerned. - Yeah. You haven't been coming to class.
...where you feel more confident and more protected.
The insurance company will pay for your hotel.
All right, hold it, hold it, hold it.
All right, forget I asked. Just forget it.
There is some kiss we want With our whole lives
What's doing?
You know, the lipstick, the nail thing, we should discuss it.
Been having trouble urinating?
Pazderka dropped a 40-pounder on his foot.
Yeah, but right now you're a temp.
I am a beauty queen, Ray.