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She wasn't always like this.
If this were English class, we could discuss rhythm and meter...
He's loaded. Is that it?
What the hell's going on around here?
- Now let's open our books. - Shit, what's her name again?
What a crock.
Did I ask your opinion?
Dad?
You never responded to my offer.
Close the language-door... That's the mouth.
Who's that?
It all started when Jessica slapped me with a divorce.
All right.
So here I am. I'm just... I'm stopping by.
Good idea, Ed.
Hey, Ray, you might wanna have that mole removed, you know?
Oh, no, no, Dad. It's fine. Ronnie already gave me everything I needed.
I don't even know why, I'm just saying it's a lot.
Big penis.
Certainly do.
- When is now? - The poet.
They taught me to take responsibility and get the job done. No excuses.
You know, Ray, if you think that I was only interested in you...
I mean, if it was just me, l... Shit, I wouldn't bother.
...and I got to thinking, maybe that's my thing.
Okay, I got some flaws, but you've got no job, you got no kids.