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I said I was good with old cars.
Oh, my God, Ray!
That's not your winning tool?
Ray.
Dad, wake up! Dad!
- Should have sold years ago. - I'm not selling my parents' house.
What I'm trying to say is that unlike this beetle...
We're gonna be multimillionaires.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm not calling you a leper or something.
Maybe some of my own poetry too.
...and then act all wounded and mystified when he doesn't stick around.
I'm not asking for a handout, I'm asking for a loan, you know...
I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere.
I'm going to be a multimillionaire.
This'll be like camping, only we're at home.
- Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. - Yeah.
... winner of a full baseball scholarship to the University of Central Florida...
- Okay. - Just wipe it out of your mind.
I mean, when I'm not working on lyric bread.
A million isn't what it used to be, huh? Let's kick it up a notch.
The touch of spirit on the body.
And then this prick lawyer moved in next door.
Ray? You okay?
I tried calling but your number's disconnected.
We're gonna sleep right here while we rebuild.
Not to mention veganism and all the yakking...
- Wolves! - All right.
How many fucking lives have you fucking saved?
Yeah, I'm fine.
- So you wanna get some coffee? - Maybe some tea.
Yeah. I...
And I paid the extra fee to include a photo In the online edition.
- Just to be safe. - Yeah?
Well...
Okay, so I lied.