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Why?
His weak end ain't that end of his back.
Well, no. All I saw was some prune Danish.
a check for a thousand bucks.
That should be quite an event.
Hey, Mom, how many candles will you put on Grandma's cake?
That's dumb. Why?
now that you've fixed my weak end, eh?
Yeah.
Maybe she's already had her bloody marys.
Susan and I had to spend the night together
Well, that's that.
Hello, Mother Jefferson. What a surprise.
I'm 70.
I don't know. I'll just look in all the store windows.
Would you like some coffee, Mr. Bentley?
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Couldn't you have said a hundred?
If you said that was your card,
You didn't forget.
was the threepenny bit,
Yeah.
What a relief.
♪ Movin' on up ♪
because I don't want to spoil the surprise.
Ah, Mrs. Jefferson, how are you today?
Well, toodle pip.
Still, I don't think that's what caused it.
I'd gone into the woods outside Hertfordshire
I hope I'm not interrupting anything special.
George, before you say, "it,"
Who's been on your mother's mind
did you, George?
Good.
I know the perfect present for your mother.
After all, 70 is a very special birthday.
Well, now that you're all here,
Don't you have anything else to say?
Where are you going?
And here's a little present I brought to you.
75th?
and Emma said she'd never speak to Mama again
♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪
You're fighting over numbers again.
How can you remember it was a Friday?
when a sudden gust of wind came up
Can't you let bygones be bygones?
It's an old automobile.
Wait till you hear my idea.