Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And guess what.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Sorry, MacGruber.

Well, unfortunately for you,

The criminal just had to make the right choice.

[exhales] He's in a better place.

- * Happy birthday *

- Oh, fuck you, Queeth.

- I guess that's what happens to traitors.

You on the other hand...

- Yeah. - All right.

- * Guess who's out of his restraints *

- What's the play? What's the fucking play?

- There's only one person in the world

and he would generously finish for the both of us.

and I don't ever have to work again.

fighting for justice with Gandhi and Lady Di.

that you left us all for dead

to try and track them down, but nothing so far.

get within 100 calendar feet of your dirty butthole

But it's important enough for me to get an H2 clearance

- All the stuff that you said.

[twangy version of "Skip To My Lou" playing]

- Your message sounded pretty urgent.

I have the best job ever now.

I'll just like, "Didn't happen."

Lieutenant Chance Tucker, killed in action May 1, 1998.

- Come on, Barrett. I-I-I know him better than anyone, please.