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No. I'm not.
Classic game. Plant the seed. Harvest, like, a half hour later.
So this week, probably?
Do you have a second?
Let me see you. No.
Here's the thing. What if she's slightly younger?
I've called you a cab.
That's what it was. Yeah.
I shall now reveal to you my master plan.
And you seem like you could use a beer. Let's get a beer.
You know, he asked me out so many times. I guess he wore me down.
And some other girl is going to reap the rewards of my hard work?
It is? Yes.
There it is.
And now, I'm balancing budgets
So it's not Jerry.
I wrote you a song. Score.
Death!
They're such gentle, magnificent creatures, you know?
Chug that, bitch!
What was that song you played at the swearing-in ceremony?
Yeah, super cute.
April's party? April's party?
Don't look at me.
Everything okay? Hmm?
You don't remember anything that happened last night, do you?
Hey, April.
Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world. Are you kidding me?
Who the did I give a bottle cap to?
That Ralph Macchio guy is a total douche.
Okay, I'll take one.
Excuse me, did I give you a bottle cap?
You know what's thirsty? What?
and got impeached.
so I can show people I'm responsible.
Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night,