Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That would have been a little out of control. But awesome.

But I don't think you know anything about my department.

Have you ever been part of a government body before?

Kind of sounded like a chimp there at the end.

Just calm down.

Yeah. How did you know?

I know. Me, too.

What can you tell me about Jerry Gergich?

"If I don't see Ann in, like, 10 seconds, I'm going to die"?

I'm sorry. I just started hearing really loud circus music in my head.

Chris Traeger. This is Ben.

Turns out it was the wrong house.

if you don't show that you're a responsible grown-up.

Sorry to bother you.

What’s a not gay way to ask him to go sailing with me?

I can hear you. I can hear you. Come on.

Can I go out with someone younger than that?

Half my age plus seven. Oh, okay.

Good God, woman. No.

But you have to help me.

Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them.

Yeah, maybe. Yep.

When I was 18, I ran for mayor of my small town.

You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird,

Wow. You're not messing around.

I will have between one and four new girlfriends.

than a tour of the Parks and Recreation Department

That would have been way better.

That’s bullshit.

Whatever. I can rewrite the lyrics.