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That's not what they wrote.
That's bull.
in getting Trish crowned Miss Pawnee.
That probably means it isn't okay.
Oh, God. They're going to fire people, aren't they?
No.
Ben? I don't think that's a great idea.
It’s happened again
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your final warning.
You don't even know what they're going to do.
Yeah, he said that because that sounds a lot better
So I pretty much ran the place into the ground after two months
Hey, you, too. How are you?
Yes, I am a good friend for throwing the party.
and it was like staring into the sun.
Ten cosmos, eight Smirnoff Ices,
Hey, I want you to keep this bottle cap.
So I can run for office again someday
Listen, I have meetings all day,
Hello, birthday girl.
I thought she liked me. I guess I'm super bad at picking up signals.
I mean, I made eye contact with him,
For once, it's Ann who blacked out drunk and not Andy.
Think of the government as a broken-down carousel.
Where do I start? There is none.
But maybe you thought it was so amazing,
And I appreciate it, and we will see you later.
That's so cute.
Isn't that just so awesome you can't stand it?
of every department by 40 or 50%. Okay?
Okay, you need to understand that just to keep this town afloat,
Yeah, I can swing it. Can I get you a drink?
Add seven. That's only...