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- Name the douchebag who's in charge. - Vincent Van Go **** yourself.
They're the ones switching out life-saving cancer drugs with candy and Zima.
- Yeah, what? MALORY: Hm?
- Counterfeit cancer drugs? - Yeah, basically candy corn and Zima.
Holy christ snacks.
Über German. It means "warrior."
Yeah, and Team Live Badass? That's the best you could come up with?
Oh, yeah. Boop.
LANA: Archer. - Hm?
- For which I really need a better title. - Oh. How about Citizen Dickbag?
ARCHER: But what does that mean, is that good?
And that smile of his, it gets me through the day.
But I just can't even imagine life without my precious Sterling.
But I bet he knows the capital of Brazil, don't you?
Good bedside manner, knows all the parts of the ear.
I got this. Franny Delaney.
Looking for the douchebag who's...
And why couldn't it be the Brazilian mob?
...getting hotboxed all day in my car.
I'm just assuming you don't know what goes on here.
- Okay, kid. - He is a kid, Archer.
I know what sucrose is, idiot. But there's medicine in there too, right?
- Born and raised. - Uh-huh. What's the state capital?
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up.
Now shut up and kick in the door for me.
Warum hast du umzug nach Brasilien? Matt Walsh: Weiter den kampf der mein Fuhrer!