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My hair is so thick my barber charges me double. i love my hair
Who I had for three days at Dûc Quay.
[GROANS]
- Ahh! MIKEY: Oh, Christ.
ARCHER: Oh. Right. - You good?
None of those would have been possible...
They told me it was cream for male pattern baldness.
CHERYL: Hey, come on. - Why don't you call it Magnum, P.U.?
It's so thick my barber charges me double I Love My Hair
Wildly inappropriate.
Taser and Glock
And JFK's father was a bootlegger.
Yes, idiot. I do.
Suck it up. I tracked Delaney to an all-night poker game.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Did you see my mock
And I'm pretty sure... Guys, feel free to correct me.
- Well, what about the intravenous drug? - Right, yes, the cyclophosphamate.
It's so thick my barber charges me double" I Love My Hair
I got a guy.
First of all, you don't have to yell, Lana. I don't have ear cancer.
Which I am going to push, very slowly, into your urethra.
Exactly. Look how you turned out.
- I actually have no idea. - No shit.
- Well, excuse me, Lana. It's a rampage. - Still, though.
Meme Rampage!
yes please
- Ew. - Unh.
Or, you know, not fine.
...because my toenails are popping off like pogs.
Yeah, Cyril.
And if it's one thing I've learned in all my years as a spy master...
ARCHER: Don't worry about what I'm doing, concentrate on what you're doing.
[ALL GROAN AND MUTTER]
- Oh, my God, do you have snacks? - No.
You don't believe me? Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler."
What do you want me to do, Lana, throw it out the window?
For what, boyo? We having a picnic?