Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Unvaxed people when asked
I come back at night. I look around.
No, it doesn't! Let go!
[ Shrieks ]
It kind of helps if you can blame it on something.
* oh, sinners
I had to pull zero off of him.
One for mr. Zeroni.
Theodore will be your mentor.
Misinterpretation.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
I'm stanley's attorney. I don't care if you are his attorney.
BANK RECS ON
* you got to go * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
* you got to go * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
[ Laughter ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
I always get drunk before a hanging
Dig.
Looking for Nick
Hey, katherine...
"My dearest stanley,
Come on, squid.
Take a ride on my motorboat.
Whoo! Oh -- I just start twitching, you know?
This here's for yellow-Spotted lizards.
for always and eternity
What?
Armpit: man, i ain't mean. I'm his mentor.
It's nice right?
He had nobody. He was nobody.
All right, guys. Be good!
What's it spell?
Was a tube of lipstick, you know?
Im tired of Troubleshooting
[ Bell dinging ]
hi hi
He's coming back.
[ Chuckles ]
You can always reach me.
Thank you.
Whoa.
WAKE YO ASS UP
Brian Laundry parents
Yeah, what about your father, the first stanley yelnats?
Here you go. Thank you.
Stanley yelnats?
No.
Let's go dig, boys!
In two weeks, we'll report he's run away.
Found something.
Punishment… reward
How many points did DK Metcalf get in your Fantasy Championship
* "the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies" *
One for work, one for relaxation.
Yeah, this is it.
[ Laughing ]
Every day, the pig will get fatter,
All right, let's move it along.
Don't be squabbling up in here. Both of us getting it.
Man, you did not steal no clyde livingston's sweetfeet shoes.
You and your family
* na-Na na-Na na-Na-Na-Na
Don't shoot!
Did you say "zeroni"?
Well, you better get used to it.
That's life. Next.
But i'm miles ahead of them.
Yeah, it must belong to him, huh?
Well, maybe this wouldn't have ever happened if you had even released him to me since yesterday. Well, maybe this wouldn't have ever happened if you had even released him to me since yesterday.
[ Birds chirping, hammering ]
The Warden is annoyed with Mr. Sir So She Scratches him with her venom nails
Since you filled their canteens?
Then we'd have some decent filing.
Yeah, and we'll have to build an ark
You want some water?
Mr. Sir: can i start now, your highness?
Keep going! Don't stop!
I just don't like answering stupid questions.
.
Are we sure that he had no family?
So, how'd it go your first day, yelnats?
What we diggin' for then, man?
Let's go eat. Hey, you coming, caveman?
Come on, everybody! Out of the pool!
1905.
social taping, shorter script
I can't read.
I know.
Watch where you're throwing your dirt, stanley.
And you are a thief! It is not yours!
I already filled them.
Come on, little cloud.
Hey, stanley, guess what?
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who do you think it is your girl grata.
No. You didn't, but -- Excuse me.
[ Laughter ]
[ Faucet squeaks ]
How many practices has Julian shown up to?
How many votes did lebron get ?
Oh, jeez! Oh!
poo little bummy your bummy little poo
[ Gunshot ]
Okay.
Been almost three days. He's a goner for sure.
Really kind of -- Well, you think i'm jumpy now?
Go on.
* you got to go dig those holes *
Yeah, sure.
Oh, god.
Zero?
Which pig weighs more?
Come on. Teach me a lesson. Hit him, stanley.
That's the sweetest onion i ever tasted.
That's enough!
He was half crazy when they found him.
If you can't get 'em to dig any faster,
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Unvaxed when asked how many times they’ve had Covid
[ Laughs ]
That's it? Yeah.
i like diggin' holes
I would hire a whole team of private investigators
Can you get into the state files from our computer?
I don't think kissin' kate barlow
Very good, mr. Penn.
Get "c" and "f" over here!
How many points did the Saints score?
What are you doing? No. I'm watching that.
* it's nice to see your beautiful smile *
Eritrea America
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Whoa. Whoa.
Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
It’s so hot, Sam
[ Indistinct conversations, clattering ]
excuse me!
This has happened to me three times!!! Yep and I really need to make new accounts!! It used to be easy
I will. I will check it.
This isn't cool. This isn't cool.
Anybody see anything wrong with my face?
[ Record player crackles, reveille plays ]
You know what? They pick out the eyeballs first.
Excuse me!
He can't go anywhere.
You want to run away?
Zero, we got to get back to camp.
Guys. Hey, guys.
She, uh [clears throat] she said...
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Is that clear? Yes, mr. Sir.
Them: How are you sure you have Corona? Me: I don't smell anything.
Check the bedroom.
[ Digging ]
Well, grandpa, how'd he survive?
Nobody's gonna babysit ya. * let's go down
Hey, nobody messes with the caveman.
No, ma'am, i-I wasn't trying to be funny.
Not much.
'Cause it keeps getting in my hole.
What do you got there, caveman?
_
That's destiny.
What?
How many votes did lebron get ?
You and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
I'll have the chicken tenders, warden. what are you laughing abot.
[ Laughs ]
Do you think I’m stupid?
Man, don't listen to him. I read his file.
Why? I mean, if the hole gets dug,
Y'all having a nice day?
You got that, theodore?
WHAT DID YOU SAY! you did not
No water, no food for 16 days.
[ Laughter ]
Shut up!Just shut up! Watch where you're moving your dirt!
Stanley, you'll be in a hole.
When you claim to be a playa fan But he butter balled yo wifey goddamn it
There. That should hold you.