Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what i'm gonna do with this?

Thank you, ma'am.

Being bit by a rattler

Wait a minute...

How many starting Kickers does AA Sho’nuff Shockers have on there team

Wake up, hector, huh?

So, uh... why don't you, uh,

You know, my great-Grandpa almost died out here.

* don't believe a word they say about me *

Well, get in there, and pull it out.

* show me the way

How many points did the Giants score in the first half?

Or do you just think i'm stupid?

oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta

Excuse me? [ Cheering ]

Right this way, ma'am. Thank you.

Do you think that's funny?

He was never here.

We got the only water for 100 miles --

* i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth *

We're gonna dig this dirt twice.

I told you i was on the brink...

This where you found it?

I just have this weird feeling...

Yeah, it must belong to him.

Mr. Sir: i just don't get it.

That moment when you realize You definitely have COVID

Myra Menke, U Make My Nature Rise!!!!!!

Pa...what do you smell?

Camp green lake was closed

You watch it, man.

Mr. Sir: gentlemen, there's only one law around here

What body? Man, zero's buzzard food.

# of fucks given

No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.

Hey, man, i'm sick and tired of you cutting in line.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Yes, sir.

I -- I feel really awkward

Armpit, put it down! Put it down!

* well, the sun is shinin', but it don't feel good *

* what is that you're smelling? Dawg, that's me *

Yeah, i'll take some of those. Whoo!

No, jose. What you did was criminal.

It was a 5-Pound sack,

No-Good, Pig-Stealing, Uncle Stanley

I'll give you a tough-Guy -- [ Engine turns over ]

[ Gun cocks ] don't move.

What's up, man?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Uh, uh, ziggy was beating up the caveman, right?

I would like that

Welcome to camp green lake.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

You're letting the cold out.

Learn how to take a joke.

Stanley iv: somebody help me!

Sploosh. I just spray a little on each foot every morning...

5-Foot deep, 5-Foot in diameter.

Come back here with a signed court order, what kind of operation is this?

Oh, no. I-I'm fine. I have plenty.

And i would not lose one bit of sleep over it.

Come on, hector.

They wanted 1,000 bucks for just one puppy.

My name's hector, hector zeroni.

Morris menke is a schmuck.

How many playoff wins does Carson Wentz have?

It's my fought you were sent to camp green lake.

"Than to love and be loved by me.

* all the way, lord

Hey, how about i give you my cookie

* leader, he's a mighty good leader *

See that mountain right there?

Try to chill out. Try to chill out.

We don't want to miss anything. * while you were high high high *

Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know

He was in my math class.

The amount of motivation I have

What's up, stupid?

So it will grow.

But she would try so hard to make a better life for us.

Too bad he didn't know --

[ Glass breaking ]

Ain't the worst thing that can happen to you.

Then you get the whole day off.

I can do anything, but i'm telling you,

Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.

[ Hip-Hop music plays ]

* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *

Number of Valentines Days I’ve spent in a relationship

Chances Rene can hang out on New Years

* the old man's been stealing

I am surrounded by prions

Just keep that punk away from me!

[ Breathes heavily ]

* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it

That's too damn bad!

I'm depending on you.

Would have buried her treasure this deep.

You think i did this to my own truck?

* sweat in the sun like we're digging a grave *

I-I'm teaching him how to read.

Who's the neanderthal?

I thought i got sent there

I can fix that. Sam, are you gonna try to tell me now

I liked you better when you sucked

But that's all over now, thanks to sploosh.

* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it

What does that look like to you?

Stanley iv: so, hector was able to hire

What's it worth, honey?

Give me a kiss.

Today's the day. I can feel it.

* get a hump in my back, sometimes *

If zero digs your hole for you,

He's dead either way... if he stays out there or if he comes back.

See this, caveman?

That's enough! That's enough!

Punishment...reward.

* to all my homies working on the 9 to 5 *

But by the time i'm finished with you,

Dr. Pendanski: what about you, jose? What do you like?

Second hole is harder

Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.

That's an "r." Okay? Okay.

No water, no food, for 16 days.

Oh, (using censored bad word). Oh, (using censored bad word).

I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.

Three. Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.

Man, if he's not back by morning, he's dead.

W-- I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.

Thank you, guys.

Tell her I want to eat McDonald's Okay

When your liberal classmates ask you how many genders there are after M/F

Hector, wake up!

* took a lot of turns

Come on, caveman. Come on.

Yeah, but neither did you.

You're a dead man!

We don't want to miss nothing. * if you were wondering why i don't look at you *

You are to report it to me or pendanski.

Glad to have you back, x-Ray.

No, thank you, mr. Walker.

* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it