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I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks i am.
This is my special nail polish.
I said,"get me a wrench." Did i say, "get me a wrench"?
Caveman?
The names society will recognize them by.
What happened to her?
That was awesome.
[ Indistinct yelling ]
I think i'm kind of purty, don't you?
Rise and shine on you, man.
Well, i'm gonna go show it to mom.
"Stanley...
The lizards or the kids?
Okay, children, come back first thing in the morning.
[ Laughs ]
What's with the sunflower seeds, man?
You know, give it to mom in the morning?
You'd be in real trouble if your boat leaked.
I'm being governed by cow turds
* don't give up never give up *
Yea, Bitcoin!
My truck. You okay?
Man, it's criminal the way they keep them locked up in cages.
All right. Come on now.
Mr. Sir finds the sunflower seeds in Stanley's hole
Wwaahhh!
Maybe we'll get lucky.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And you let me dig your hole?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
[ Sniffles ] no.
* i'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes *
Nice to meet you.
That's where my son is.
That half of whatever is in this box
How many points did OU score against Texas? Zero!
"O"...
What are you talking about?
Ain't nothin', anyway.
how many operators actually read the work order?MEs:
[ Groaning ]
Excuse me?
Aw Geez!, The lizard looking at us like DAMN!
Something the matter with my face?
* but i heal
I tried to drive the whole thing over here. I drove it into a hole.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Your second set becomes your work clothes.
[ Sighs ] the windows won't open.
Ma, relax. I don't believe in the curse, anyways.
Don't even think about it, twitch.
Hasn't rained here since the day they killed sam.
I'm not leaving here without him.
How much did we miss zero!
He's a smart kid.
JUST DIG IT get out
No, it won't take long.
Yelnats."
Can you teach me?
Slide this down. Okay. All right.
Think of something.
Good afternoon.
Stanley iv: "dear mom... * feelin' mighty fine this time *
Woodpecker sighs.
Honey...
* a-R-M-P-I to the "t"
[ Choking ]
[ Laughing ]
That your character-Building be best served
Try this.
Looking for Nick
ZERO!
By then, there will be nothing left to find.
I like peaches.
Anybody want some sunflower seeds?
We're gonna need a damn good lawyer.
Hey, what did i just tell you? Don't be a wise guy.
See, you didn't dig today.
Start digging.
* takin' my chances
Won't take long.
Get me the file of hector zeroni.
You know, those stars look like a shovel to me.
Armpit! Squid!
Next!
How did this get here?
"I'm having a wonderful time at camp. * yes, i am
[ Thunder rumbles ]
Hey
Did you steal those shoes? Officer, i didn't do anything.
[ Laughing ] what is this?
Okay.
[ Indistinct yelling in distance ]
This is america. We speak english here.
That your onions are a cure for a leaky roof?
Four days.
[ Grunts ]
Nothing makes sense anymore around here.
second week is the harded
* because i'm feelin' mighty fine *
Little Old Lady Who Lives in a Shoe Goes to Antigua
You will die a slow and painful death...
Ain't that what i'm supposed to do?
Give him some towels, tokens. Set him up.
Smiling faces! Smiling faces!
And that's the warden's cabin over there.
[ Grunts ]
You have no rights, okay? That's it! We have a right to protect our kids!
Do i get a day off?
Next thing i know, everyone's bugging out -- "The shoes are gone!
[ Chuckles ] she's crazy.
I like diggin holes
No one ever says no to trout walker.
There was a magical place where it never rained.
[ Whimpers ] what about zero?
You get in there.
I'm not done with you -- That's right.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
And will, be used against you in a court of law.
[ Grunting ]
[ Gunshot ] now, i said, "that's enough!"
Come in. Come in.
They'll start leaping all over the place.
But i don't miss much... as you well know.
* keep'n it real
Don't you know, man?
Dr. Pendanski: i'm not gonna see what's not there.
Just let me see what's inside it, please.
I had no knowledge of that.
This is it!
Ahh!
* the dirt in these shovels will give us a beat *
[ Whistles ]
* get a hump in my back, sometime *
Come on, dude.
I would've made it out if my pocket didn't start barking.
There was a town, too.
[ Sniffles ]
* where you're coming from
What's in the bag?
We are the yelnats. Okay.
[ Indistinct conversations in distance ]
Hey, mr. Sir.
* i got no respect 'cause i'm the new man *
Well, miss katherine,
* check out the tag the name is "caveman," unh *
One... aw, linda...
Two pigs for one daughter!
Which bed is yours?
There's only one knob 'cause there's only one temperature -- Cold.
I and my annabel lee."
Stanley doesn't smell anything!
Yep.
Give me the letter. Believe me...
Tsk.
EMPLOYEE: I WANNA GO HOME TO AVOID CORONA...
Man, 'pit, what you gotta be so mean for?
Okay? Rain or shine, we're gonna have school.
There you go.
Ooh!
Not today you ain't.
poo little bummy you had a mega fat poo in your mouth
Good morning, sheriff.
Walking down the street,
You are so strong.
[ Sniffles ]
What's that spell?
[ Sighs ]
There seems to be no file of Hector Zeroni
Two... two...two...
We're digging around, all around.
Well, It ain't the girl scouts selling cookies
Come on, come on, come on! Come on!
Exactly where i found kate barlow's lipstick tube.
yo what you doing? eating a fat mega poop that is taller than 1000 earths
* you'll make mistakes and it's my back that breaks *
who's filling in for hercule poirot? nicholas hardcastle.
[ Eels' "eyes down" plays ]
While mr. Sir was filling our canteens...
Health potions, lizard oils, onion tonics, cure-Alls.
I used to wait at laney park.
Hey, caveman, what'd you say?
[ Whistle blows ]
Just relax.
Buy me two.
I was.
A truck with a tank full of gas?
Well, i don't know no fool named armpit.
Where's a person go to the bathroom around here? * yes, indeed
That is the worst thing that can happen to you.
[ Clunk ] * this time
Come on!
I mean, a lot of people donated, um,
Just like all of us.
We got him.