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Barlow: it's so hot, sam...
You can have one sandwich. [ Magnet speaking spanish ]
What?
And you will get stronger.
Yo, my name is x-Ray.
See what turns up.
Well, just do it.
We're gonna go back to camp.
Yes, i can hear.
How many teams in the NFC East have a winning record?
I suggest you go back to your hole now.
This is stanley.
Huh?!
Excuse Me
Tell her, "theodore said he was sorry."
It just might be possible they have taken a drink
Book!
We did. We called several times.
Like mr. Sir said, we're diggin' to build some character.
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies. just shut up you're not helping.
I can't help it, man. My hands are like magnets.
When I see shirt RoM
Get to work!
"She was a child, and i was a child
What did you do to my stanley?
What i told you about leaving that thing right there, man?
[ Weakly ] stanley...
Come on. Let's go. Get back to your holes!
Dr. Pendanski, drive x-Ray back to camp.
You can grab a shovel,
Basically, zero almost killed ricky.
Come on!
[ Pig snorting ]
Oh, for pete's sake. That can't be her already.
How many people find me attractive
Do you still want that kiss?
* and forever my past steals my life *
Stanley iv: you see, my father, stanley yelnats iii, is an inventor,
The Dbacks offense everytime the pen blows it I'm tired of this grandpa
It's rain!
[ Country music plays ]
* "the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies" * please don't sing that song, not at my table!
How many sacks does Jones have this Season?
By returning to the digging of individual holes.
Or i'll put a hurt on you.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ] get outta here, man.
Get that straight. Get that straight.
* i cry
Right over there.
Madame zeroni: you must carry madame zeroni up the mountain
[ Gasps ]
Laney park?
* and doing right to keep themselves... *
[ Sighs ]
You're not digging holes no more?
Just as long as the girls eat lots of onions.
Our own little oasis.
Is that clear?
I woke up and saw him running out with my trunk.
One down, 10 million to go.
Sam...
Zero finished Stanley's hole for him
[ Laughter ]
You're no fan of mine.
How do you know that's not mine?
So think of it this way --
Que
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
* everybody let's sing, sing, sing *
He's still in the hospital.
You know Sesame Street? ...
Big, fat blisters. Yeah.
Have you tried to get them out?
All right, boss. Everyone's not as friendly as us.
Yeah.
The rich may boat on the lake
Everything's cool.
See you tomorrow!
As long as they keep their mouths shut,
How many W’s does Milz Have?
Dr. Pendanski: you know, the ancient mesopotamians --
Opening to Holes 2003 VHS
Yep
Don't think about it right now.
Stop. Hey, stop, zero. Hey, stop.
* it's hard to say oh! [ Breathes heavily ]
DADDY SNORIN” BORRRR!
Prove yourself.
[ Wind howling ]
twitchy inklekerrles
Sit down.
Yelnats! Stop that truck!
poop is so delicious you said it bro
Aah!
Got something to do with it, huh?
Come on! What are you doin'?!
How many touchdowns Mahomes threw in Super bowl LV?
And i saw the shoes and i just...
Uh, well, I never been to a townhall before
Good.
I will. I will check it.
Some luck.
Pretty smart, caveman. Pretty smart.
* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *
My name is mr. Sir.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already
[ Chuckles ]
Them: How much do you care? Me:
Yo, my name is not theodore.
Thanks.
Just a minute! Where you going?!
Look -- You're a slow digger.
You're coming with us. Let's go.
I'm feeling some triple captain tokens, boys
[ Hisses ]
"Your letters make me feel like one of the other moms
Go ahead, 'pit.
[ Gunshot ]
Or elya yelnats?
* and i cry just like you
[ Footsteps departing ]
Got some blisters on ya?
* i'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes *
Yeah. You got a pen?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Zero, you take over x-Ray's hole.
The onions have gone to your head.
Hello, warden.
Neko Musume: I would've made it out if my pocket didn't start barking~
[ Engine chugging ]
But you didn't say anything either.
* it's so hard to see good. I could use a hot-Fudge sundae.
Put these three bozos right over there,
It ain't.
// Ss
Me to Joe Biden: I'm tired of Israel bombing Palestinians. Joe Biden:
He’s like a skunk I think he eats the cats
Been farting all night. I can't sleep.
The number of fucks I give today!!
I see in their eyes. They know i know.
How many points did the Texans score against the Cowboys?
Yeah, teach me a lesson. Yeah, stanley, teach him a lesson.
Thats too damn bad
I'm giving you life.
I wish i'd have seen it.
Just rub this on his head every night, mrs. Collingwood,
None of his teammates ever wanted to sit
Cool. Just chill.
He's a mole. I think he eats the dirt.
Zero!
All right!
* you keep your eyes down
There seems to be no file of Hector Zeroni
* "if only, if only," the woodpecker sighs *
But my daddy owns the lake
The duck may make the money But my team makes the money
Smaller shovel, smaller hole.
The guy hit four triples in one game.
Yeah, look. That's where i got.
The ancient egyptians knew the secrets of the onions.
Aaaaaaaaaah!
* feelin' mighty fine
He -- He can't read.
It's been a long time since el paso, marion.
[ Chuckles ]
Come on, boss.
Let me see that. Just don't grab it out of their hands.
Huh?
"Well, that's it for now, ma.
"E"...
How do we know one of her gang didn't already come back and dig up the treasure, man?
Do good, bro.
No. I'm out.
What?
[ Footsteps ]
A long time.
You boys get one life, and so far,
And get two of each animal.
Whoo!
Refried beans,
poo little bummy your fatter then my poop
We have bologna and cheese, apples, and graham crackers.
How would you know, sam? You're not a day over 25.
I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THAT OF THAT
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
"D" stands for "diligence." That's the mess hall.
All right, boss. Everyone's not becoming as very friendly as us. All right, boss. Everyone's not becoming as very friendly as us.
[ Sniffs ]
Mr. Sir: tell her.
* get a hump in my back, sometimes *
How many points did The Bengals score?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, yeah
* you keep your eyes down
* he's a mighty good leader
I heard the sirens coming after me.
What?
Marry igor.
Oh, my god. You see?
Here comes the water truck.
Yeah.
I'm tired of Yarnahm
Where i can fill my canteen up with water?
[ Exhales ]