Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

but Stella lived across the river in New Jersey.

- No. - You hated that job.

Excuse me. You guys are from New York, right?

Pretty, pretty. Pretty, pretty. Pretty... Who's a pretty baby?

- But, Marshall, you love New York. - Yeah, I do, except that I hate it.

to experience some of that crazy New Jersey nightlife.

Okay, Stella couldn't find a sitter, so we can't go out.

she finally got to say the words she'd been dreaming of saying for years.

Right? We got board games, we got movies,

Hey, look, she made it.

Ted, this is pathetic. It's Saturday night. We should be out at a bar drinking alcohol.

There was an African-American chick with blue eyes.

Hey, guess what? People are bigger now. Build bigger doorways.

- So who wants to play Scrabble? - Sure, whatever.

I saw one with a cup holder. I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder.

You could put a minifridge over there and maybe some Nok Hockey.

Why does she sound like an idiot? Did she have a stroke?

Tonight will be my last broadcast.

I don't have any of my gold medallions anymore.

and figured out how to lock a bathroom. Up top.

ride her bike up and down Broadway. That's a great idea, Ted.

You guys should have seen the other women at this audition.

Although, come on, a fist bump would be great. But I really mean that.

- What the hell is the matter with you? - Small city, big man, give it up.