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Look, Stella, I get it, okay?
Hey, guys, I bet that dog was really flying high
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Okay, how about this. Why don't you ask your friends
- I know I can land that lesbian plane. - No snakes on that plane.
New York is full of weirdoes and snobs and mean people.
(LAUGHING) Whoa.
There were some loud noises in the basement.
I guess that makes her a molar bear.
So when the call came in that she got the big national anchor job,
I can't move here. I hate it here. I would kill myself.
and for four years, this desk has been my cocoon.
Okay, come on.
but trust me, Marshall didn't expect to,
Wait!
(RINGS BELL)
You know what? I really am done. Good night, New York.
New York is the intellectual and cultural hub of the planet.
OLDER TED: Now, you kids can either believe this or not,
Yeah, I think we did.
I see what you're saying. I guess,
And while you're there, maybe you could sign up for a card.
the newborn panda at the Central Park Zoo got its first tooth today.
What? No, Stels.
- Take pictures, all right? - Bye, Ted.