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All right, I gotta get to Stella's.
I mean, we're all together.
I don't think I have as big a problem holding cups as you do.
I showed up and there were 20 other people.
- to come out here sometime? - That's a great idea.
But if you could see that look...
They offered me another one.
Oh, God, am I moving to New Jersey?
Right across the hall, I got Claxpamon.
I'm a born and raised New Yorker.
Can't beat the AC. Pretty please? No one has to know.
(SNORES)
Foreign correspondent. I'm moving to Japan.
Instead, we're all gonna hang out here, and it's gonna be just as awesome.
Good evening, New York.
OLDER TED: Kids, in the fall of 2008, I had a little problem.
and they'd call me, and then we'd hook up again.
But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
No, no. Robin, if you call him right now, you will hate yourself.
I'm like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas.
I lived in New York,