Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was on my way to a callback for a TV commercial...
...that was sarcasm.
Give me that. Little Miss Invasion of the Privacy Snatchers.
- Hey, yeah. - Nope.
- Wha...? - I'm kidding. Look at me.
[MALORY GRUNTS]
...and you just feel, ahh, so clean.
PAM: Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?
Which now I'm regretting because what kind of farkarkte bullshit is this?
Three weeks later I was in Tunisia, killing a man.
[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Amazing.
Guess that Tunisian guy would still be alive.
- There's your Pinch Two. - So I'll just be taking these.
Was that so hard?
...in Dietrich Viener's new thriller, Disavowed.
[CHERYL GASPS]
Damn it, they're everywhere. There's too many, I can't...
Yeah. Kolchenko's down. Oh, that is so gross.
- Just gonna softball it in like that? - Mawp... What?
"If you like puzzles, I may have a job for you."
madline is comeing back look out
- Oh, no. Please, Miss Archer, l... - Wha...? Don't flatter yourself.
Just gonna softball it in like that?
- Why not? - Because it's just not believable...
So bummed I won't be able to work on it now. Oh, my God, on anything.
Oh, come on. Haven't you ever snooped on somebody you thought was dreamy?
[GUNSHOTS]
...I broke into his room to see what music he was into...
- You know... - What?
MAN: Anybody doing a Mandingo sequel? When can you get me a treatment?
Oh, my God.
- Well, unless there's a sniper in it. - Well, somebody's in it.
- Ow! - Type! Nerd.
And now, Oscar-winner Rona Thorne takes on the CIA and the KGB...
...this super hot guy named Dick Sledge.