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When I didn't find Ollie North's gold in the yard...
Steve, is that my bikini top?
I was buying parts for my practice robot when I realized...
Me Chinese. Me make joke. Me find gold, gold in your Coke.
did I tell you about that chick I met at Langley Sand and Gravel?
I see beautiful things. Gold, silver, huge red socks fit for a giant.
What are you doing here? Making A Documentary On Stan's Descent Into Madness.
It got really ugly. So I...
Stan! What the hell are you doing?
Looking for something glazed and bad for ya?
but I'm gonna wait till these white folks go to bed, then dig up that gold.
You know, they say I teach these kids...
It's true what they say about geologists.
You don't have the goods.
- Lying bitch. - Stan...
The real mark I'm going to leave on this earth is you two kids.
Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!
The paramedic said you wandered off hours ago. Are you okay?
Have you ever had breakfast with a geologist, Stan?
I buried it with food.
Cut it out.