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Desperate to get rid of all evidence, he buried the gold in his yard.
Thank you, Terry.
# And a novelist #
My bitch is horny.
Fine. I'll film it myself. I don't need you two.
- I was dead? - Yeah. We called your wife. She's on her way.
I was dead. This could have been it.
Neither do I, but I got a truck full of foam and six kids to feed.
Want to show me the ropes and perhaps misinterpret my friendliness?
It's just a rule I have. I got in a situation a few years ago.
# So horny So- So horny #
Well, this juicy settlement says otherwise.
This guy's got no pulse. He's gone.
# Me love you long time #
It's just a myth, like unicorns or speed-reading.
- They did? - They should have.
No need to respond. I'll laugh myself out.
G is for Gold