Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lesson two, corollary five.
but you can never ever ask me why.
All that crap was right.
Oh. The art program-- best thing ever.
But in this world, it's every hombre for himself.
It was just great. Just lots of fun...
Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you.
No, Lily, you're crying over the crown molding
You know, I do have a phone number.
The Scorpion and the Toad.
I just talked with the twins, and get this,
You're finally forgetting about that short redhead.
I did it again. I can't believe it.
It's a sickness. I'm the real victim here.
You're right, I totally... I'm just no good at this, Barney.
and the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.
How did you do that?
Oh, come on, does that really work?
Um, Amy. This is my friend, Barney.
Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.
I am not taking no for an answer.
Salad in a bag? His idea.
Starting tonight, I am going to teach you how to live.
Make a beautiful woman feel self-conscious and unattractive
Oh, my God!
No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success.
The next day, Robin and I went apartment-hunting with aunt Lily.
I didn't get it.
That is so good to hear. Oh, hold on.
God! Isn't life amazing?
You must be majoring in chemistry,