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Oh, my God!
Oh, come on, does that really work?
Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.
No, Lily, you're crying over the crown molding
You must be majoring in chemistry,
I just talked with the twins, and get this,
Salad in a bag? His idea.
God! Isn't life amazing?
All that crap was right.
You know, I do have a phone number.
I am not taking no for an answer.
It's a sickness. I'm the real victim here.
That is so good to hear. Oh, hold on.
How did you do that?
Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you.
Starting tonight, I am going to teach you how to live.
You're right, I totally... I'm just no good at this, Barney.
The Scorpion and the Toad.
No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success.
I didn't get it.
Um, Amy. This is my friend, Barney.
The next day, Robin and I went apartment-hunting with aunt Lily.
I did it again. I can't believe it.
You're finally forgetting about that short redhead.
It was just great. Just lots of fun...
Oh. The art program-- best thing ever.
But in this world, it's every hombre for himself.
Make a beautiful woman feel self-conscious and unattractive
and the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.
Lesson two, corollary five.
but you can never ever ask me why.