Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, Amy. This is my friend, Barney.
Salad in a bag? His idea.
Lesson two, corollary five.
but you can never ever ask me why.
I am not taking no for an answer.
You know, I do have a phone number.
I just talked with the twins, and get this,
Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you.
You're right, I totally... I'm just no good at this, Barney.
I did it again. I can't believe it.
It was just great. Just lots of fun...
It's a sickness. I'm the real victim here.
How did you do that?
Oh, my God!
That is so good to hear. Oh, hold on.
No, Lily, you're crying over the crown molding
and the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.
But in this world, it's every hombre for himself.
Oh, come on, does that really work?
God! Isn't life amazing?
Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.
All that crap was right.
You're finally forgetting about that short redhead.
The next day, Robin and I went apartment-hunting with aunt Lily.
I didn't get it.
The Scorpion and the Toad.
No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success.
Make a beautiful woman feel self-conscious and unattractive
You must be majoring in chemistry,
Oh. The art program-- best thing ever.
Starting tonight, I am going to teach you how to live.