Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shut up and talk about Marshall. Shut up and talk about Marshall.

She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake.

That first apartment, I...

I don't want to hear the word "maybe."

Wow. So maybe I should call him.

but I just got out of a long relationship.

Damn it, that's intriguing. Okay, I'm in.

Come on! I'll, I'll teach you all of my strategies.

Marshall. We're doing this.

That way, they become so intrigued, they have to hang out with you all night.

Now, let's review Barney's rules for mating without dating.

and leave me with your old, used-up twin.

I don't think so.

Marshall had the worst summer of his life, and she's happy.

here it comes...

There's no "would" in sex.

In all my years teaching, I've never seen anything so needless.

- You bring it up every time. - Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.

So, unless you're absolutely certain, stay the hell away from him.

I found a 1939d penny on the subway.

Trust me. I'm a girl.

No, we can't get back together.

Your hair is adorable.

It is impossible that you're doing this to me again.

Lily, this was the worst summer of my life.

I can't teach you anything.

to make things up to you...