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But there's a catch. Because you're a minor...
Because I really...
Don't worry, your hit man already took care of it. I didn't feel a thing.
Look, I know you're not thrilled with me.
- Lf this is about the vase... - Which vase?
I'm here now, if you want to...
- See you tonight. - Bye.
Oh, it's a new card, and I forgot to activate it.
So, what's up with cotillion?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Those ships have sailed, my friend.
It's just after the whole Luke and Ryan thing last night, I don't feel...
...I don't know what Julie and I would do without friends like you and Kirsten.
You're sweet.
- Hey. - Hey.
I bet you don't have a tux. Because you're gonna need one.
Okay, honey.
Ryan's not coming, is he?
...Ryan isn't even here.
I was a deb. I made my debut at this very country club not so many years ago.
- Which one's sword? - Not the one you're hitting.
I'm sorry, girl. That blows.
So, sorry. I know I promised I wouldn't get into any fights.
You would never lie. You would never steal.
Just don't touch any of the buttons. Follow me through the forest...
Fellas, do you mind?
- Are you leading? - I'm trying.
I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't go either.
Are you ready to make your debut?
- I love you, kiddo. - I love you too, Daddy.
Fake it til you make it
I'm kidding. So we're off. Kaitlin needs new shoes for cotillion.
You're still on probation, and Child Services will be up our ass all the time.
Cool.
Okay, pick whatever you want. We have Gucci, Armani. Versace's there.
Do you know what girls find sexy?
Wow.
- Dudes who play water polo. - Confidence. Watch this.
In fact, if more people did, maybe the form wouldn't be so marginalized.
Get off me!
No.
...if Chino wasn't gay.
I promise I'm working on it, all right? There's been some bad investments.
You don't mind if I walk your date home, do you?