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And is his penis normal?

Chris, Ann and Tom, you guys will be

a party for our biggest donors.

All my movies are based on books.

No, that was great. That probably pulled her even with Bobby.

I'm nervous, man. I'm nervous.

If Ann is yours, you need to tell her.

I think she's doing a little better than okay.

I guess my thoughts on abortion are,

But I'd do anything to get back together with you.

after Yolanda finally, you know,

I only eat onions and onion-based juices.

right after a word from our sponsor, Sweetums,

I just want to take a nap. Can't we cancel this thing?

And answers phrased as questions

that one of these candidates is right for this town,

Hey, quick question.

Ben and I are about to pull the oldest debate team trick in the book.

Bring whoever you want.

Well, I hope that whoever you end up with

I am Leslie Knope. I love this town,

Dude, you have to stop your stupid swagger

Missionaries come to him. They're like, "Are you John Rambo?"

Bobby Newport believes he can buy it.

Once again, people,

Just get out there and spin, man.

Okay, Chris. Hypothetical crisis.

If you had a gun mounted on the dashboard

Ron, April and Andy, you'll be throwing

I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

"I'm going to kill you the old-fashioned way."

By the looks of this guy, this is not consensual sex

The average human grows 50 feet of hair in their lifetime.