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So, we're up in the club.
Okay. What do we do. Should I back off?
Scrawny Christians.
it's because I feel strongly.
A is for Anteater
Because I like it when people think I do a good job.
I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale.
I guess she's just afraid of how powerful her feelings are.
at the Gun-believable Gun Emporium. Whoo!
You know, I guess I would like to tell Mr. Munchmeat
The whole town knows it. I live my life out loud.
with any of my fellow candidates.
Takes the esophagus out of the neck area.
"Then, you're not changing anything. Go home."
Corporations are not allowed to dictate what a city needs.
Is still on the liiiiiineeee
Kick his ass.
are no longer romantically involved. Is that true?
Well, all right.
Mr. Newport, your response.
And he's like, "It's a war zone up there."
And from that day on, my room was gross. Really bummed me out.
And I crushed my opponent.
What? Oh, you'll see.
Shocking stuff.
So, Sweetums is going to move to Mexico if Bobby doesn't win?
"I used to guys like you in prison."
You got to cancel it. I broke my foot. No. He's a disaster.
By the looks of this guy, this is not consensual sex we're talking about.
And I will be providing my world-famous hundred-dollar lap dances.
Well, there's no reason on earth that I can think of
That power belongs to the people.
and we all wouldn't have candy.
Bobby Newport and his daddy would like you to think it belongs to them.
Did you know I played Peter Pan in high school?
Ann broke up with me. For reals this time.
If I come on strong,
Look her up on the government website. She is crazy hot.
Daniel Craig.