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I cut that grass for free
Si mi sargentoooo SI MI SARGENTO
Oh Becky No
Laura and me were like Peas and carrots
There's shrimp kebabs, shrimp Creole...
That's all I have to Say ABout That
with cricifix begiven to golgatha, as thee fell three times on the cross." "however mary still wipes your face with the cloth bless all!" manus dei oi uuh varitas." paragraph of mary 34:00: "thee knew thou hast cruxifex at his execution thou hast handover the virgin mary to thee's grave betwixed thine twine."
Governor Wallace, I take it from that statement, that...
And she slept like she hadn’t slept in years
You twins?!
And we were always looking for this guy named Charlie.
It’s just the Republicans and that lying sonOfabitch Trump!
Directly in the buttocks
SI MI SARGENTO
No, sir.
Forrest, what are you doing here?
That's so right on, man. You said it all.
Hey, FOrrest... I wanna go home
Since I was a gazillionaire I cut that grass for free
A couple more , and you could have yourself A shrimp cocktail
who've been in country a while, you'll be all right.
I got your letter.
We ain't got to pay no rent.
I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go home now.
maybe it's both.
You’re always hot Capt. jones
What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a 7u coach pitcher with braces on his legs before?
When crew comes to get me After Corona Quarantine
tyskland efter trumps hot
Gump, how can you watch that stupid NFL shit. Turn it off!
Can’t sit here
I’m home, mama
And guess what?
GOD DAMN IT, ELINOR! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!
That's in the county of Greenbow.
Nothing.
They said it was a $1200 check but the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that $1200
"Gump, How Can You Watch That Stupid NFL Shit. Turn It Off!"
Seat’s taken Can’t sit herr
Jessi
God damn it! Mac!
Are you stupid or something?
No ethics here
God damn it, Bill! You're a God damn genius!
Damn it Dave, Your're a Godddamn Genius! Damn it Dave, Your're a Godddamn Genius!
And this Fourth is witnessing one of the
I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.
I'm Lieutenant Dan Taylor. Welcome to Fourth Platoon.
It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Run, Forrest! Run away! Hurry!
And I met with Gretchen...Again.
Here, by videotape, is the encounter by General Graham,
One man even left a check for $25,000
A B
You bought a Raptor R for 75k over MSRP? Stupid is as stupid does Mrs. Blue
That GIRL…
Saints
Black panther party
And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exodus
I gotta find Wally
You understand this is the bus to school, now, don't you?
I'm just like Forrest
Never leave home without 'em .
From that day forward I was running
Sorry I got in a fight In the middle of your black Panther party
Some years later, that nice young man from England
The war in Vietnam?
Hey, Bubba.
Leonard in a few years to Emma when she’s home from college...
I'm glad we we're here together in our Nations [Fashion] Capital
about who you're gonna be?
I wanted to be your bafran
but his back is as crooked as a politician.
What, do you have a cough due to cold? I'll take care of you if you're sick
A promise is a promise, Lieutenant Dan.
?
E.B. Hop
Listen up, people!
And even though Bubba was dead and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts,
'cause Tommy bought a round on the house
And just like that My Lions season was over
Nothing at all, thank you. My legs are just fine and dandy.
I got you some beers I drank some
Gump Mower
HEY MR. MOJO Sorry, I dragged out a dumbass meme debate in the middle of your knowledge dropping session
When it’s your own kid you’re like
Steve
Did you lose your pecker in the war or something?
Larry, thank you for anything we should go wrong.
I HAVE SOMETHING, THE CORONA VIRUS,
Okay.
Run Kottka run
Mmhmm
Peace!
When ur boss asks u if ur working His Inner thoughts, lol
This is my favorite group
Hey, honey, this ain't Captain Kangaroo.
Today in NC
I would never hurt you, Jenny.
and slept and slept, like she hadn't slept in years.
It's just the start of the football And that lying son-of-a-bitch Ben Johnson
Oh, Bubba, noo...
President Johnson awarded four Medals of Honor
I don't know
Where you boys from in the world?
Happy new year, Michigan!
No.
LIKE BROTHERS AND STUFF
Confortable Shoes
Even children can see through this!
Tell me something.
Margo during the drill
ME MRS JOLSY
Lieutenant Dan, this is my Jenny.
If you don't mind my 3rd leg, Otherwise This Seat's Taken.
Okay.
No, we are not relations, sir
bom dia meus amores bom final de semana
I only got 5
Just me.
- Hey, Forrest. - Hey, Bubba.
Your life now
But you don’t have ovaries Lt Dan
We gonna straighten you up ain't we Rommel
Viet fucking nam
Me in the living room at 10pm on NYE planning to stay up for the bells
Not slow at all thaa is just fine and dandy
"That's good. One less thing. "
Coronoavirus came, Government said we didn't have to worry about Freedom any more more. And I said, "That's good. One less thing."
But he sure is washed!
And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exodus
His legs are strong, Mrs. Gump,
- No, he's not! Get over there! - Who is that? Who is that?
The Forrest Gump Prone to ramble but some think you're genius
Two standing orders in this platoon:
He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Momma just chase Them off with a broom
555 555
Live Cost ..........
He Sure Is Fast!
lt. Dan... Time sheets!
but Lieutenant Dan, he was mad.
You son of a bitch! Run! Go! Run!
- Welcome home. - You had quite a trip.
he had the police say Jenny didn't have to stay in that house no more.
This is How "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."
This is the site of the old Astor Hotel.
I’m talkin the war of George fuckin Floyd!
You’re still “Fun” Mary Lou
There must be something can be done.
Trump
IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!
Sorry I fucked up your Sunday
Big old fat snow
We got a whole bunch, 12 Jennys
Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!
I brought you some chocolate.
Momma says my back Is crooked as a question mark
was to play Ping-Pong.
Runnin' fool!
your fast movers are inbound at this time, over.
You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not!
- Okay. Thanks. - Bye.
You have a great year. Hurry home and God bless you.
JENN-AY!
GOD DAMN IT, Nick! You're a goddamn genius.
Si mi sargento
so I could understand them.
ya cain’t sit heah
And that's all I've got to say about that.
Anyway, like I was saying, I had a lot of company.
- Bubba. - I'm okay, Forrest.
We was sitting next to a millionaire
Jenny! - Come on!
Remember what I told you, Forrest. You're no different than anybody else is.
Sorry about your internet
- Gump. Gump. - I'm Forrest Gump.
so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
- "First, there... " - Mama, what's "vacation" mean?
Picking up babes at the Dog park
I ran a long way,
What's "vacation" mean?
HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!
And the Bills were on Primetime …again.
GOD DAMN IT, KOLOJ! YOU’RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
and the rest is just for showing off.
What's wrong with your lip?
Your bank's different, Mrs. Gump.
I didn't ask you to pull me out of there, God damn you!
Jenny?
GEG internet down again
Celeste sure cares about your vacation. You don’t say much, do you Blair?
Roger, Strongarm, I know my position is danger close.
Yeah, but don't you be thinking I'm going to be calling you "sir"
I'm not a smart coder
And just like that Alto lights stay on. WOW
GUUUUUUUMP!!!!
Michael no…
and i updated the drawing set, again
My feet hurt
POV when Nero runs you over on horseback then says “Stop” I don’t know if I’ve told you, But I can run like the wind blows.
I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business.
run run run figma run run!
Our team is...different, Mr. Knight
I have some kind of virus
Josh was my best good friend. I had to make sure he had a good birthday
Sean Cooper was my best good source. I had to make sure that he was okay.
Your partner when you three putt to lose a hole...
It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou.
Congratulations, son.
I'll go back to my college now
Sorry to have interrupted you In the middle of your family vacation
Happy Saturday
President Carter, suffering
I'm home momma
votre salaire est... différent, Mme Gump.
just so evident today, the trend towards military dictatorship in this country.
In Viet-fucking-nam! - Yeah!
Well, kiss my crippled Ass
They live within our borders, they are all our brothers.
And there...
R E D N E C K
He's on vacation
And Just like that, I was Free to go
The Museum
If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man,
Why are you doing this?
though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money.
This is my fiancÈe, Susan.
He didn't want to be called crippled, just like I didn't want to be called stupid.
When your squad asks what the uniform is for
One day, it started raining
Momma sweeps coons off the back porch with a broom
And I retired, again
#1 - Keep your feet dry!
Are you doing this for the homeless?
Shut that blind, man.
No problem. Got to go, Jen, I'm double-parked.
Hey! Something bit me!
Very good, sir.
it’s this whole other biotic
so, ...
Hmm
When you hear the voice of your bro and the realisation hits
I could eat a million and a half Reese’s
Not raccoons, you idiot, niggers, and they want to go to school with us.
So we beat Texas Tech for the National Championship, again
I didn't want it to end.
McAllen Medical Celebrates Level II Trauma Designation
My grand ma had a dog!
You were.
Do you, Forrest, take Jenny to be your wife?
My mama always said,
Ya tenemos el barco pero...
It's bad luck to have a boat without a name.
Ooooohhhh Weeeeeeeee
Stand here.
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
AND COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.
I'm going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan.
- Lieutenant Dan. - Hi, Forrest.
Nothing just happens, it's all part of a plan.
When racoons tried getting on our back porch, mama’d just chase em off with a broom
Ronzo DraftKings
But I know what betting is
- Forrest, stop it! Stop it! Jesus!
God damn it, put me down!
What are you all starin' at?
But you ain't got No fuckin' legs Lieutenant Dan
The gave you a Directors award
14 days and 16 hours.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Well I thought it was a lovely story!
Forrest has a phone call.
Seat’s Taken. Can’t sit here.
Moments ago, at 2:25 p. m., as President Reagan was leaving the...
I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go to Edinburgh and drink the last deuchars.
So I liberated Europe from the Nazis... again
How you doing? Come in, come in!