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If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man,

Nothing at all, thank you. My legs are just fine and dandy.

Sorry about your internet

and slept and slept, like she hadn't slept in years.

Lieutenant Dan, this is my Jenny.

Sean Cooper was my best good source. I had to make sure that he was okay.

Yeah, but don't you be thinking I'm going to be calling you "sir"

- Gump. Gump. - I'm Forrest Gump.

your fast movers are inbound at this time, over.

Since I was a gazillionaire I cut that grass for free

But you don’t have ovaries Lt Dan

It’s just the Republicans and that lying sonOfabitch Trump!

So I liberated Europe from the Nazis... again

Why are you doing this?

The Forrest Gump Prone to ramble but some think you're genius

When raccoons tried to get in our kitchen, Momma'd just chase 'em off with a broom!

but Lieutenant Dan, he was mad.

I didn't want it to end.

That's in the county of Greenbow.

Si mi sargentoooo SI MI SARGENTO

Run, Forrest! Run away! Hurry!

Me in the living room at 10pm on NYE planning to stay up for the bells

I’m home, mama

Well, kiss my crippled Ass

He's on vacation

They said it was a $1200 check but the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that $1200

GOD DAMN IT, Nick! You're a goddamn genius.

And I retired, again

Momma sweeps coons off the back porch with a broom

You understand this is the bus to school, now, don't you?

LIKE BROTHERS AND STUFF

Have you seen Explosive Diarrhea Cowboy? He drops his pants and shits in the grass.

Shut that blind, man.

Seat’s taken Can’t sit herr

And just like that My Lions season was over

Black panther party

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So we beat Texas Tech for the National Championship, again

The war in Vietnam?

God damn it, Bill! You're a God damn genius!

One man even left a check for $25,000

And guess what?

bom dia meus amores bom final de semana

"Gump, How Can You Watch That Stupid NFL Shit. Turn It Off!"

I gotta find Wally

Celeste sure cares about your vacation. You don’t say much, do you Blair?

Seat’s Taken. Can’t sit here.

so it wouldn't hurt nobody.

#1 - Keep your feet dry!

Governor Wallace, I take it from that statement, that...

I have some kind of virus

It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou.

A promise is a promise, Lieutenant Dan.

God damn it! Mac!

- "First, there... " - Mama, what's "vacation" mean?

In Viet-fucking-nam! - Yeah!

Remember what I told you, Forrest. You're no different than anybody else is.

Hey, honey, this ain't Captain Kangaroo.

Where you boys from in the world?

Anyway, like I was saying, I had a lot of company.

Live Cost ..........

I'm just like Forrest

who've been in country a while, you'll be all right.

ya cain’t sit heah

You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not!

Some years later, that nice young man from England

HEY MR. MOJO Sorry, I dragged out a dumbass meme debate in the middle of your knowledge dropping session

You son of a bitch! Run! Go! Run!

What, do you have a cough due to cold? I'll take care of you if you're sick

You bought a Raptor R for 75k over MSRP? Stupid is as stupid does Mrs. Blue

Forrest, what are you doing here?

You’re always hot Capt. jones

Moments ago, at 2:25 p. m., as President Reagan was leaving the...

When crew comes to get me After Corona Quarantine

That's all I have to Say ABout That

What are you all starin' at?

POV when Nero runs you over on horseback then says “Stop” I don’t know if I’ve told you, But I can run like the wind blows.

My grand ma had a dog!

And even though Bubba was dead and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts,

lt. Dan... Time sheets!

so I could understand them.

Your bank's different, Mrs. Gump.

A couple more , and you could have yourself A shrimp cocktail

It's just the start of the football And that lying son-of-a-bitch Ben Johnson

The gave you a Directors award

This is my fiancÈe, Susan.

President Johnson awarded four Medals of Honor

AND COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

He didn't want to be called crippled, just like I didn't want to be called stupid.

I'm Lieutenant Dan Taylor. Welcome to Fourth Platoon.

Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!

IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!

I'll go back to my college now

It's bad luck to have a boat without a name.

Ooooohhhh Weeeeeeeee

This is my favorite group

I wanted to be your bafran

but his back is as crooked as a politician.

His legs are strong, Mrs. Gump,

Oh, Bubba, noo...

I got your letter.

though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money.

Roger, Strongarm, I know my position is danger close.

just so evident today, the trend towards military dictatorship in this country.

I'm glad we we're here together in our Nations [Fashion] Capital

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Jenny! - Come on!

But you ain't got No fuckin' legs Lieutenant Dan

You’re still “Fun” Mary Lou

When racoons tried getting on our back porch, mama’d just chase em off with a broom

What's "vacation" mean?

I HAVE SOMETHING, THE CORONA VIRUS,

Forrest has a phone call.

Hey, FOrrest... I wanna go home

Coronoavirus came, Government said we didn't have to worry about Freedom any more more. And I said, "That's good. One less thing."

Sorry to have interrupted you In the middle of your family vacation

I’m talkin the war of George fuckin Floyd!

But I know what betting is

Tell me something.

and the rest is just for showing off.

he had the police say Jenny didn't have to stay in that house no more.

Are you doing this for the homeless?

My mama always said,

- Forrest, stop it! Stop it! Jesus!

Viet fucking nam

Not slow at all thaa is just fine and dandy

One day, it started raining

I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go home now.

If you don't mind my 3rd leg, Otherwise This Seat's Taken.

I could eat a million and a half Reese’s

Larry, thank you for anything we should go wrong.

But he sure is washed!

I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

They live within our borders, they are all our brothers.

- Bubba. - I'm okay, Forrest.

- No, he's not! Get over there! - Who is that? Who is that?

We was sitting next to a millionaire

Happy new year, Michigan!

Margo during the drill

And the Bills were on Primetime …again.

Hey! Something bit me!

And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exodus

I didn't ask you to pull me out of there, God damn you!

And just like that Alto lights stay on. WOW

Laura and me were like Peas and carrots

What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a 7u coach pitcher with braces on his legs before?

When you hear the voice of your bro and the realisation hits

Are you stupid or something?

Do you, Forrest, take Jenny to be your wife?

What's wrong with your lip?

I'm not a smart coder

I brought you some chocolate.

This is How "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

run run run figma run run!

GOD DAMN IT, ELINOR! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

When ur boss asks u if ur working His Inner thoughts, lol

I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business.

Gump, how can you watch that stupid NFL shit. Turn it off!

AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.

Momma just chase Them off with a broom

We ain't got to pay no rent.

Two standing orders in this platoon:

- Welcome home. - You had quite a trip.

and i updated the drawing set, again

with cricifix begiven to golgatha, as thee fell three times on the cross." "however mary still wipes your face with the cloth bless all!" manus dei oi uuh varitas." paragraph of mary 34:00: "thee knew thou hast cruxifex at his execution thou hast handover the virgin mary to thee's grave betwixed thine twine."

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No, we are not relations, sir

Can’t sit here

about who you're gonna be?

How you doing? Come in, come in!

He Sure Is Fast!

When your squad asks what the uniform is for

I cut that grass for free

GOD DAMN IT, KOLOJ! YOU’RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!

Did you lose your pecker in the war or something?

- Okay. Thanks. - Bye.

- Hey, Forrest. - Hey, Bubba.

He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

We got a whole bunch, 12 Jennys

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!

That's so right on, man. You said it all.

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

No problem. Got to go, Jen, I'm double-parked.

From that day forward I was running

Not raccoons, you idiot, niggers, and they want to go to school with us.

Picking up babes at the Dog park

Directly in the buttocks

Sorry I got in a fight In the middle of your black Panther party

was to play Ping-Pong.

Damn it Dave, Your're a Godddamn Genius! Damn it Dave, Your're a Godddamn Genius!

And Just like that, I was Free to go

God damn it, put me down!

GEG internet down again

And I met with Gretchen...Again.

maybe it's both.

14 days and 16 hours.

There must be something can be done.

Listen up, people!

When it’s your own kid you’re like

Congratulations, son.

And this Fourth is witnessing one of the

Sorry I fucked up your Sunday

Confortable Shoes

Never leave home without 'em .

Leonard in a few years to Emma when she’s home from college...

And she slept like she hadn’t slept in years

I would never hurt you, Jenny.

Big old fat snow

Josh was my best good friend. I had to make sure he had a good birthday

We gonna straighten you up ain't we Rommel

Here, by videotape, is the encounter by General Graham,

And we were always looking for this guy named Charlie.

- Lieutenant Dan. - Hi, Forrest.

Momma says my back Is crooked as a question mark

Our team is...different, Mr. Knight

Even children can see through this!

'cause Tommy bought a round on the house

it’s this whole other biotic

votre salaire est... différent, Mme Gump.

Your partner when you three putt to lose a hole...

I'm going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan.

Well I thought it was a lovely story!

I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go to Edinburgh and drink the last deuchars.

Ya tenemos el barco pero...

You have a great year. Hurry home and God bless you.

President Carter, suffering

"That's good. One less thing. "

Nothing just happens, it's all part of a plan.

And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exodus

And that's all I've got to say about that.

I ran a long way,

This is the site of the old Astor Hotel.

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Very good, sir.

I got you some beers I drank some

There's shrimp kebabs, shrimp Creole...

It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen