Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I kept a scrapbook of your clippings and everything.

It’s just the war, and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

It’s just this snow And that lying son of a bitch Ted Cruz.

I wanna go home

integrated the University of Alabama today.

Because you told me to Drill Sergeant

Is he smart or Is he like me

Summthin bit me

So, you boys are from Arkansas, huh? Well, I've been through there.

Do you understand what I'm saying, Gump?

And just like that, my agentblazing days was over.

Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man

That's all I have to say about that

And I closed that incident again

Nah, I'm gonna be all right.

It's all right.

I can ride like the wind blows.

*makes sex noises*

It sounded good.

He was a very loving man.

Look, it's pretty basic here.

"I'm singin' a song, here!!"

- Congratulations. How do you feel? - I gotta pee.

I'm gonna lean up against you. You just lean right back against me.

before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner

THE WAR IN VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!! YEAH!!!

I got it just by doing what you told me to do

That's where we'll find them.

Ok Vaughn, i'll stay

I'm not a smart coder

When the threat comes from a crackhead... He then reminds himself quickly

you'd want to eat or drink.

Anybody know where our Geriatric president is???

She was a folk singer

But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan

My mom would just Punch em off with a broom.

Sorry I found a bug in the middle of your AltCon Master Release party.

And a brand new MacBook Pro

Shut up! And fish!

And next to Mama, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions.

Jajaja voy con mi pisonadora

Hey, man, he's cool. He's cool. He's one of us.

A couple more and you’ll have yourself enough for a cocktail.

Now what are we supposed to do?

It was nice talking to you.

Yeh . . Well you better tuck that IN, or your gonna get that Caught on a in a Revolving Door !!

Colette, ice cream!

Who in the hell is that...????? That's, SPIRO the smelly one coach...

Mama said my backs crooked like s question mark

- What's the matter, Mama? - I'm dying, Forrest.

Okay, sir. I'll check it out.

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Sergeant Sam. First Decorative clockwork Regiment Sah!"

that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Well, thought I'd try out my sea legs.

Is he right handed or is he… Like me?

Anyone wanna go To San Francisco???

There is one item of GI gear

You know what I think?

Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!

Run, you stupid son of a bitch! Run!

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Trump

Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on George Floyd

Your momma sure does care about your education...

I'm not a smart man, Dorvad

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!

What Bubba didn’t tell me is Meal Preppin’, it hard

We Were Just Shooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!

It wasn't always fun.

life is choco chocolate

And sometimes, rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

Triple J Consulting It’s a household name

Listen, I'm in the bumper sticker business

which made me happy, 'cause she was so close.

He liked to say the "F" word. A lot.

You remember that time we prayed, Forrest?

We've had all sorts of visitors, Forrest.

- Billy, I'm sorry. - What the hell?

but I think it was her grandma's dog.

When I ask him to do something around the house My husband replies

What do you mean, Jenny?

Yes, I know that.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan.

You never know what you're going to get

- I'm... Sorry. - It's okay.

Does this mean I can't play ping-pong or more?

We sure got you straightened out, didn't we, boy

Larry’s getting shoes

That’s good One less plugin

Yeah. It's messy right now. I just got off work.

Have you found Jesus yet?

Now... Now, I don't know about that,

hit New ATH, AGAIN.

That's my boat.

there's some things you just can't change.

THIS SEAT'S TAYCAN

I cut Lips’ grass for free

FIGHTIN’ IRISH SEMINOLES

When you need to reassure your friends that you won't leave at a festival

Run, Fields, run! Run, Fields!

The Reds are like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get

And She liked to use the "F" Word a lot

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

They’re sending me to Bahrain It’s this whole other country

You got free parking Free parking!

You got new legs. New legs!

YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU BE THINKING THAT I'M GOING TO BE CALLING YOU "DR."

They sending me, to Hahnville

Yes, but i'll be there in a few minutes.

Sorry I had a fight in the middle Of your George Floyd party

Corre a responder la encuesta

He got me invested in some kind of fruit company.

Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain.

I can run like the wind blows

I gotta find Bubba!

Or for animals?

Then, it felt like something just jumped up and bit me.

Happy birthday!!!

YOU SHOULD GO HOME TO ALABAMA!

Over there! They're over there!

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

Anyway, I guess you could say me and Mama was on our own.

Sergeant Bens.. god damn it

Goddamn it gump! You're a goddamn Genius, Gump!

where nano was running to... A Soriano wedding '2022

It's not really hard.

As I recall the high hopes for America with which we began this second term...

- You do your very best now, Forrest. - I sure will, Mama.

I can run like the wind blows.

I don't know if Mama was right,

Sorry I ruined your Father’s Day party.

Nick Dele-fucking-on!

They said it was a million dollar would... But the government must keep that money, cuzI haven’t seen a nickel...

but I knew the orange clown was lying

When Mike finishes the ruck with you You got new legs. New legs!

Mei Mei Upin Ipin

I wasn’t hungry, I was thirsty! I must have drank me about 15 Dr Peppers.

I played Ping-Pong

Foiles, I never thanked you for offering me pretzels…

because we are awakening the American people

And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again.

What did you say?

God damn bless America.

I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well.

draw what you need for the field.

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Biden!

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A young Donald Trump

And just like that There were no more Boise boys…

But you ain’t got no legs.

Then, I'd sign each letter, "Love, Forrest Gump. "

It’s just this war….. And those damn curbs

Yeah, I've got three over here.

Meirch 24, 2001

Now, they told us that Vietnam was gonna be very different

living rent free in my head

Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.

I asked for a car. I got a box of chocolates How’s that for being born under a bad sign

Mama said that the "Forrest" part

My nastya always said, life is like a box of chocolate

Sorry I ruined your gooner Party

THEY SAID IT WAS A $15,000 RAISE, BUT THE DA'S OFFICE MUST KEEP THAT MONEY...

well, just don't make no sense.

Nothing just happens It’s all part of the plan

they even put me on a thing called the all-america team

new all time high, again

They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running

For no particular reason I just baked a "No Apparent Reason" cake

I would never hurt you, you know that.

What are you watching?

This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

Does this mean i can't do stock checks no more

Owwweee Something bit me!

Are u stupid or something?

Tia Lauren going to Oliver’s presentation Is he smart or is he like me

Everybody gets a second chance.

But I know what Forest Gump references is

And I figured since I'd run this far,

That's All We Have To Say About That

She was my best friend...

I'm not a developer

There was Dallas, from Phoenix,

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

THANKS GRILL SERGEANT

Come on, man, go!

These are going to make me...

I’m glad you were able to make a snowman in our nation’s capitol

I got your Nerdtec®

I have your location, ya idiot.

Try and keep your feet dry.

Do you see that?

Sorry i brought the Covidz To the family party

Folsom: 9pm FCC: 1am

Well, I thought it was a very lovely story,

SEATS TAKEN, MATTHEW.

Cream cheese, specialty Cheese, shredded cheese…

God dammit Gramps, you’re a Goddamn genius!

the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel

She was my best friend... My only friend.

maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama.

I brought you some chocolate I ate some

Sorry I ruined your Tee ball party

"Well, WorldPoint told me I was gonna get a real nice 13% discount, but I reckon AHA's keepin’ all that money for themselves,...

Is he smart or Is he like me?

When Harvey hits Dobbin and your parents drank too much vodka...

I'd like to see that