Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know if Mama was right,

Is he right handed or is he… Like me?

There is one item of GI gear

It’s just this war….. And those damn curbs

Now, they told us that Vietnam was gonna be very different

You got free parking Free parking!

That’s good One less plugin

What do you mean, Jenny?

She was my best friend... My only friend.

When Mike finishes the ruck with you You got new legs. New legs!

THEY SAID IT WAS A $15,000 RAISE, BUT THE DA'S OFFICE MUST KEEP THAT MONEY...

YOU SHOULD GO HOME TO ALABAMA!

They said it was a million dollar would... But the government must keep that money, cuzI haven’t seen a nickel...

there's some things you just can't change.

It’s just the war, and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Mei Mei Upin Ipin

I think you should go home To Alhambra

the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel

Try and keep your feet dry.

It was nice talking to you.

Look, it's pretty basic here.

SEATS TAKEN, MATTHEW.

I’m glad you were able to make a snowman in our nation’s capitol

I think you should go home To Alhambra

He was a very loving man.

You got new legs. New legs!

But you ain’t got no legs.

Over there! They're over there!

I'm gonna lean up against you. You just lean right back against me.

I have your location, ya idiot.

Anyway, I guess you could say me and Mama was on our own.

Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!

A young Donald Trump

I'd like to see that

These are going to make me...

And She liked to use the "F" Word a lot

They’re sending me to Bahrain It’s this whole other country

That's All We Have To Say About That

But I know what Forest Gump references is

Your momma sure does care about your education...

Sergeant Sam. First Decorative clockwork Regiment Sah!"

You remember that time we prayed, Forrest?

integrated the University of Alabama today.

he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan.

Sorry I ruined your Tee ball party

I can run like the wind blows

Colette, ice cream!

I got it just by doing what you told me to do

Run, you stupid son of a bitch! Run!

Yeah, I've got three over here.

Sorry i brought the Covidz To the family party

- I'm... Sorry. - It's okay.

When I ask him to do something around the house My husband replies

And next to Mama, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions.

Nick Dele-fucking-on!

Ok Vaughn, i'll stay

before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner

THANKS GRILL SERGEANT

Who in the hell is that...????? That's, SPIRO the smelly one coach...

well, just don't make no sense.

I'm not a smart coder

Okay, sir. I'll check it out.

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

Foiles, I never thanked you for offering me pretzels…

And just like that There were no more Boise boys…

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Does this mean I can't play ping-pong or more?

I cut Lips’ grass for free

My mom would just Punch em off with a broom.

Come on, man, go!

When Harvey hits Dobbin and your parents drank too much vodka...

maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama.

that lying son of a bitch Johnson

- Congratulations. How do you feel? - I gotta pee.

I wasn’t hungry, I was thirsty! I must have drank me about 15 Dr Peppers.

but I think it was her grandma's dog.

Tia Lauren going to Oliver’s presentation Is he smart or is he like me

He liked to say the "F" word. A lot.

Yeh . . Well you better tuck that IN, or your gonna get that Caught on a in a Revolving Door !!

hit New ATH, AGAIN.

you'd want to eat or drink.

And I closed that incident again

And just like that, my agentblazing days was over.

Triple J Consulting It’s a household name

which made me happy, 'cause she was so close.

And a brand new MacBook Pro

What Bubba didn’t tell me is Meal Preppin’, it hard

Listen, I'm in the bumper sticker business

*makes sex noises*

Run, Fields, run! Run, Fields!

Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on George Floyd

A couple more and you’ll have yourself enough for a cocktail.

When you need to reassure your friends that you won't leave at a festival

For no particular reason I just baked a "No Apparent Reason" cake

That's my boat.

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Biden!

The Reds are like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Trump

because we are awakening the American people

Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain.

Meirch 24, 2001

Do you understand what I'm saying, Gump?

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

Everybody gets a second chance.

It's not really hard.

Well, I thought it was a very lovely story,

And I figured since I'd run this far,

I'm not a smart man, Dorvad

Now what are we supposed to do?

Do you see that?

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!

Cream cheese, specialty Cheese, shredded cheese…

That's all I have to say about that

Because you told me to Drill Sergeant

God dammit Gramps, you’re a Goddamn genius!

Yes, I know that.

draw what you need for the field.

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

We Were Just Shooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!

Have you found Jesus yet?

- You do your very best now, Forrest. - I sure will, Mama.

It wasn't always fun.

Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man

THIS SEAT'S TAYCAN

Happy birthday!!!

It sounded good.

I can ride like the wind blows.

And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again.

You know what I think?

Vi behöver inte fylla i Klart Skepp nu!

But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan

Jajaja voy con mi pisonadora

Yeah. It's messy right now. I just got off work.

I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well.

That's where we'll find them.

Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.

Sergeant Bens.. god damn it

As I recall the high hopes for America with which we began this second term...

Where the hell do you think you're going?

I gotta find Bubba!

YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU BE THINKING THAT I'M GOING TO BE CALLING YOU "DR."

they even put me on a thing called the all-america team

Sorry I ruined your Father’s Day party.

Goddamn it gump! You're a goddamn Genius, Gump!

She was a folk singer

It’s just this snow And that lying son of a bitch Ted Cruz.

Now... Now, I don't know about that,

She was my best friend...

My nastya always said, life is like a box of chocolate

There was Dallas, from Phoenix,

Are u stupid or something?

I would never hurt you, you know that.

Mama said that the "Forrest" part

Or for animals?

I brought you some chocolate I ate some

I can run like the wind blows.

I played Ping-Pong

Sorry I found a bug in the middle of your AltCon Master Release party.

Pray with me fairo. Pray with me.

It’s fall-off-the-bone.

FIGHTIN’ IRISH SEMINOLES

life is choco chocolate

He got me invested in some kind of fruit company.

Hey, man, he's cool. He's cool. He's one of us.

Anybody know where our Geriatric president is???

Mama said my backs crooked like s question mark

"Well, WorldPoint told me I was gonna get a real nice 13% discount, but I reckon AHA's keepin’ all that money for themselves,...

Owwweee Something bit me!

Well, thought I'd try out my sea legs.

new all time high, again

So, you boys are from Arkansas, huh? Well, I've been through there.

Summthin bit me

Then, I'd sign each letter, "Love, Forrest Gump. "

They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running

direct from Hollywood, California, our very own beatnik beauty,

- What's the matter, Mama? - I'm dying, Forrest.

THE WAR IN VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!! YEAH!!!

I wanna go home

What are you watching?

Hey, I kept a scrapbook of your clippings and everything.

but I knew the orange clown was lying

- Billy, I'm sorry. - What the hell?

Nothing just happens It’s all part of the plan

Anyone wanna go To San Francisco???

Shut up! And fish!

When the threat comes from a crackhead... He then reminds himself quickly

We sure got you straightened out, didn't we, boy

I got your Nerdtec®

You never know what you're going to get

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

They sending me, to Hahnville

Yes, but i'll be there in a few minutes.

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I'm not a developer

What did you say?

living rent free in my head

We've had all sorts of visitors, Forrest.

It's all right.

Folsom: 9pm FCC: 1am

Sorry I ruined your gooner Party

where nano was running to... A Soriano wedding '2022

Is he smart or Is he like me

And sometimes, rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

Nah, I'm gonna be all right.

Then, it felt like something just jumped up and bit me.

I asked for a car. I got a box of chocolates How’s that for being born under a bad sign

Sorry I had a fight in the middle Of your George Floyd party

When raccoons try to get in our kitchen, Mama just chase 'em off wit a broom.

God damn bless America.

Larry’s getting shoes

"I'm singin' a song, here!!"

This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

Is he smart or Is he like me?

Does this mean i can't do stock checks no more