Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I met the president of the Navajo Nation again.

Hard to imagine.

YOUR MAMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING,

AZIASTOLIL ON THE BEAT AZIASTOLIL ON THE BEAT

President Kennedy met with the Collegiate

But you won't marry me.

Kingman is... different, Mrs. Gump

They gave YOU... ...Command of a C-130 squadron?

But Roux You Ain’t Go No Balls

with people looking at all the statues and monuments,

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH EVERY KIND OF RAIN THERE IS LITTLE BITTY STINGING RAIN, AND BIG OLD FAT RAIN

- Coons are trying to get into school. - Coons?

Louie and Glen are like Peas and carrots

sam long dan plews

We got a whole bunch of boats, 12 Jennys,

even when I didn't have anyone to play Ping-Pong with.

How do those feel?

RUN INJURY FREE, OR NOT AT ALL! SIMPLE AS THAT!

Now, that's Lieutenant Dan.

That sentence Sure is a runnin’ fool

And so I pronounce you man and wife.

So, I went, again.

We walked around all night, Jenny and me, just talking.

Shane, what's "vacation" mean?

Whatever you tell me drill sargent

Is she smart or is she…

Shrimpin’ and Pimpin’ … it

The Bengals are like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get

My whole goddamn platoon is wiped out!

And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt.

That’s the day I’m an astronaut

Walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.

AND COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

if we each have a destiny,

I’m not a smart man But I’m not falling for that shit again

Im Michael, Michael DeSimone.

the Army decided that I should be on the All-American Ping-Pong team.

- I did the best I could. - You did good, Mama.

We’d been through every kind of rain there is..

Where they're going, where they've been.

And can you believe it? I got to go to college, too.

Thank you Dr. Don and all the ladies at Petfocus!

And I ate bugs AGAIN

Dear God, let Mostert score

Brought your cookies... ...I ate some

sorry i ruined your murica party

I’m Getting Out There Today

Your taco bell sure does make me sweaty

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GOD DAMN IT, MATT! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

...just need a minute naps, just had a coughing fit naps...

I'd like to see that.

One day, it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months.

THEN WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO ME?

How if I accept Jesus into my heart,

It’s a household name

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Blk Panther Party

God Damn It, Gump! You're A Goddamn Genius!

And that’s all I have to say about that

You’re mamma sure does care about your schooling, son.

Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.

After CoronaVirus, Gov. Said We don't have to worry about Freedom anymore And I said, "That's good. One less thing."

You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight,

Jesus this and Jesus that.

Sometimes, with electronics, There just aren't enough rocks.

Thank you, one and every group for grub.

Those must be comfortable panties I like those panties

What do you do here in New York, Lieutenant Dan?

Sorry about your internet

Eres mamá Jenny Muchas felicidades

So you boys are from Florida, huh? Well, I've been through there.

She was my most special friend.

And just like that We were fucked again

Hey Dave Did you make that Walnut shrimp?

AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.

AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.

You can smack it, flip it, rub it down. . .

- Where are you running off to? - I'm not running.

I think you should go to Hawaii in December

Run, Kelly, Run!

Run, Bulletproof, run! Yeah, you gotta run!

Sorry we ruined your Opening day party…

Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!

I wish I could've been there with you.

But you ain't got no PS5 or Xbox Series X Lt. Dan

And KAMALA IS AS STUPID AS THEY COME

I'll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.

Reds are like a box of chocolates Never know what you’re going to get

I want to be a singer like Joan Baez.

But you ain’t got no balls Lieutenant Hoover

You must be a god damn genius!

...where to stick this fucking war! Yeah!

HEY! DON'T CALL HIM BLIND

Titanium alloy. Its what they used on the space shuttle.

i updated the drawing set again

And in China, they never go to church.

But you ain't got no wheels Lt. box

He's On Vacation

You don't say much, do you?

I was just looking into buying a boat of my own and got drafted.

Hey fellas, get a load of the ABV on her!

And I went to the Super Bowl again .....and won.....again

Pilgrim soup, pilgrim stew, pilgrim salad, pilgrim and potatoes...

I'll write you all the time.

I may not be a smart man but I know what an elk bulge is

I'll be right here when you get back.

Did you hear what I said?

Expections from A block

When you find out your work buddy clocked out and left At the end of their without saying nothing to nobody

Get that pig up here, God damn it!

I CUT THAT GRASS FOR 60 BUCKS OR I DONT UNLOAD MY MOWER

Cadillac Shrimp. It's A Household Name.

Something bit me!

Jenny! Jenny! Where you at?

Jesus this and Jesus that...

HEY! DON'T CALL HIM BLIND

Celeste sure cares about your accommodations boy. You don’t say much, do you Blair?

sam long dan plews

She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Who in the hell is that?

I never thanked you for shaping my life

Danielle and me was like Peas and carrots

I'm talking about a shrimp-catching boat.

War in Viet FUCKING NAM

I’m not a smart man But I know a bad trade when I see one

YOUR MAMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING, SON

or if it's Lieutenant Dan.

- Mount them up. Spread out! Cover his back.

and btc was one of the best investments ytd ... again

And I got to meet Trouba again

Who's the baby killer?

And I want to reach people on the personal level.

Hey, you ever think about naming this old boat?

I'm not a smart man But i know what a meth head is

The hospital's people said it made me look like a duck in water,

I sure hope I don't let him down

Jenny and me were just like peas and carrots again.

I’m Pretty Tired. I think I’ll go home now.

My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba.

And just like that I gave up gambling…

Yes Drill Sergeant

God Damn It, You Are a Godamn Genius!

YOU DIED ON WEDNESDAY MORNING

Anybody want to go to Austin?

- Louise, he's here. Now, when I got home,

two, try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed.

He was always kissing and touching his brothers

as strong as I've ever seen,

Its how I feel and...

Wallflower and me was like peas and carrots.

TMH to COVID-19 patients

Coconut pilgrim, pepper pilgrim...

Hey son, doesn't this remind you of that one scene from Forrest Gump Where the principal is all sweaty and gets with his mom

And we won the division… …again.

How I feel every time my kids do something…

Hurricane Carmen came through here yesterday,

It was nice talking to you

And one day, out of the blue clear sky, I got a letter from Jenny,

But you ain’t got no tech support, private arod

Happy new year, cerpitdwy family!

Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest.

No, but I been on a real big boat.

- Hard to imagine. - Well, it's easy if you try, Dick.

Hey, Tex. Hey, Tex.

Kirsten And Me Was Like Peas and Carrots

But you aint got no arms Chris

I'll always be your girl.

Titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle.

Pritchard is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you’re going to get.

Its that lying son of a bitch Johnson!

Matter of fact, I'm going into the shrimping business for myself

if you'd be agreeable to saying you liked using their paddle.

One day It started raining

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far,

I cut that grass for free...

TFW you see what Patricia looks like

Mama says, "Spooky is as spooky does."

Fundamental of sports

a big old warehouse. We even have hats that say "Bubba-Gump" on them.

Are you stupid or something?

and cause i liked doin' it so much i cut that grass for free

But you ain't got no windows Lt. Dan

So, Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama,

GOD DAMMIT THOMAS! YOU'RE A NAUGHTY ENGINE!

Eddie Powerball

Now can you believe it?

Goodbye, hot ones. I will not let you down.

What does "normal" mean, anyway?

I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you.

Gump! Why are you not billing for oral meds! Because you told me to, Drill Seargant!

Is he smart or is he like me?

Not raccoons, ya idiot...

He was a mean dog.

A Young Donald Trump

And except for all the beer cans and the barbecue, it was.

I hope everything works out for you!

I'm Greg I'm tearesa

to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction.

Your momma sure do care about your frigerator son

What is your sole purpose? To do what ever you tell me to, drill sergeant!

I wouldn't know.

- He was hurting you. - What the hell is going on here?

We don't want to see anybody left behind.

He didn't turn Jenny into a bird that day.

That's the most outstanding question I've ever heard!

Did you hear what I said?

for no particular reason.

Your mama sure does care bout your education son. E. E. E. E.

Pussy is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

Run, God damn it, run!

Sorry I ruined your pool party

- Just get away from me! - Don't...

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.

His back is as crooked as a Politician

After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree.

You Can't Sit Here

Come on, move out.

and just like that Tim Melson did not hand out another check

But that wasn't a bad thing,

In Vietnam, your...

Shut the Bleep Up For I knock your dick in the head!

God Damn It Pope! You're a God Damn Genius!

It's nice. You got air conditioning.

You can’t sit here Seat’s taken.

there's the grasieuillian and the hodaimberley there's the matgiviguice and the gojigeerethhgeester

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Whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant