Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TFW you see what Patricia looks like

My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba.

And I got to meet Trouba again

i tuoi clienti ti aspettano... ... ma hai sbagliato posto!

You must be a god damn genius!

He was always kissing and touching his brothers

But you ain’t got no tech support, private arod

Your mama sure does care bout your education son. E. E. E. E.

He didn't turn Jenny into a bird that day.

THEN WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO ME?

We got a whole bunch of boats, 12 Jennys,

Expections from A block

My whole goddamn platoon is wiped out!

RUN INJURY FREE, OR NOT AT ALL! SIMPLE AS THAT!

Your taco bell sure does make me sweaty

What do you do here in New York, Lieutenant Dan?

Titanium alloy. Its what they used on the space shuttle.

Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest.

President Kennedy met with the Collegiate

I'll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.

Shane, what's "vacation" mean?

And I ate bugs AGAIN

Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.

Run, Bulletproof, run! Yeah, you gotta run!

Where they're going, where they've been.

Shut the Bleep Up For I knock your dick in the head!

So, I went, again.

Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!

Dear God, let Mostert score

How if I accept Jesus into my heart,

God Damn It, Gump! You're A Goddamn Genius!

Thank you Dr. Don and all the ladies at Petfocus!

Eres mamá Jenny Muchas felicidades

Brought your cookies... ...I ate some

God Damn It, You Are a Godamn Genius!

I sure hope I don't let him down

I'll always be your girl.

Celeste sure cares about your accommodations boy. You don’t say much, do you Blair?

I CUT THAT GRASS FOR 60 BUCKS OR I DONT UNLOAD MY MOWER

Reds are like a box of chocolates Never know what you’re going to get

Did you hear what I said?

Wallflower and me was like peas and carrots.

Your momma sure do care about your frigerator son

- I did the best I could. - You did good, Mama.

You Can't Sit Here

the Army decided that I should be on the All-American Ping-Pong team.

sam long dan plews

a big old warehouse. We even have hats that say "Bubba-Gump" on them.

How I feel every time my kids do something…

Is he smart or is he like me?

sam long dan plews

Coconut pilgrim, pepper pilgrim...

i updated the drawing set again

A Young Donald Trump

We’d been through every kind of rain there is..

- Hard to imagine. - Well, it's easy if you try, Dick.

But Roux You Ain’t Go No Balls

for no particular reason.

The Bengals are like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get

One day It started raining

Its that lying son of a bitch Johnson!

I'm not a smart man But i know what a meth head is

How do those feel?

She was my most special friend.

We don't want to see anybody left behind.

But you aint got no arms Chris

In Vietnam, your...

I may not be a smart man but I know what an elk bulge is

But you ain't got no wheels Lt. box

Eddie Powerball

GOD DAMN IT, MATT! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

two, try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed.

Those must be comfortable panties I like those panties

I wish I could've been there with you.

Hey son, doesn't this remind you of that one scene from Forrest Gump Where the principal is all sweaty and gets with his mom

Danielle and me was like Peas and carrots

AZIASTOLIL ON THE BEAT AZIASTOLIL ON THE BEAT

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Hurricane Carmen came through here yesterday,

if you'd be agreeable to saying you liked using their paddle.

And KAMALA IS AS STUPID AS THEY COME

HEY! DON'T CALL HIM BLIND

Sorry I ruined your pool party

Hey, Tex. Hey, Tex.

I never thanked you for shaping my life

Whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant

GOD DAMMIT THOMAS! YOU'RE A NAUGHTY ENGINE!

I'll write you all the time.

The hospital's people said it made me look like a duck in water,

And in China, they never go to church.

After CoronaVirus, Gov. Said We don't have to worry about Freedom anymore And I said, "That's good. One less thing."

And except for all the beer cans and the barbecue, it was.

Anybody want to go to Austin?

I’m Pretty Tired. I think I’ll go home now.

I met the president of the Navajo Nation again.

HEY! DON'T CALL HIM BLIND

Gump! Why are you not billing for oral meds! Because you told me to, Drill Seargant!

That sentence Sure is a runnin’ fool

AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.

We walked around all night, Jenny and me, just talking.

And I went to the Super Bowl again .....and won.....again

I’m not a smart man But I know a bad trade when I see one

What is your sole purpose? To do what ever you tell me to, drill sergeant!

I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you.

So, Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama,

Is she smart or is she…

- Where are you running off to? - I'm not running.

Shrimpin’ and Pimpin’ … it

That's the most outstanding question I've ever heard!

YOU DIED ON WEDNESDAY MORNING

Did you hear what I said?

Sometimes, with electronics, There just aren't enough rocks.

It's nice. You got air conditioning.

You’re mamma sure does care about your schooling, son.

Jenny and me were just like peas and carrots again.

And just like that We were fucked again

And we won the division… …again.

Louie and Glen are like Peas and carrots

But you ain't got no windows Lt. Dan

AND COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

YOUR MAMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING,

Jesus this and Jesus that...

Matter of fact, I'm going into the shrimping business for myself

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH EVERY KIND OF RAIN THERE IS LITTLE BITTY STINGING RAIN, AND BIG OLD FAT RAIN

if we each have a destiny,

What does "normal" mean, anyway?

And so I pronounce you man and wife.

Hard to imagine.

You can’t sit here Seat’s taken.

But you won't marry me.

He was a mean dog.

and cause i liked doin' it so much i cut that grass for free

YOUR MAMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING, SON

But you ain’t got no balls Lieutenant Hoover

Happy new year, cerpitdwy family!

No, but I been on a real big boat.

So you boys are from Florida, huh? Well, I've been through there.

And I want to reach people on the personal level.

with people looking at all the statues and monuments,

You can smack it, flip it, rub it down. . .

I’m not a smart man But I’m not falling for that shit again

And that’s all I have to say about that

One day, it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months.

Cadillac Shrimp. It's A Household Name.

You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight,

I’m Getting Out There Today

That’s the day I’m an astronaut

even when I didn't have anyone to play Ping-Pong with.

and btc was one of the best investments ytd ... again

He's On Vacation

Run, God damn it, run!

I'll be right here when you get back.

Now can you believe it?

She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Are you stupid or something?

sorry i ruined your murica party

Yes Drill Sergeant

Its how I feel and...

Kirsten And Me Was Like Peas and Carrots

Thank you, one and every group for grub.

And can you believe it? I got to go to college, too.

Pilgrim soup, pilgrim stew, pilgrim salad, pilgrim and potatoes...

Goodbye, hot ones. I will not let you down.

You don't say much, do you?

When you find out your work buddy clocked out and left At the end of their without saying nothing to nobody

Jenny! Jenny! Where you at?

Who in the hell is that?

Jesus this and Jesus that.

Come on, move out.

And just like that I gave up gambling…

Hey Dave Did you make that Walnut shrimp?

Sorry we ruined your Opening day party…

Im Michael, Michael DeSimone.

Titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle.

TMH to COVID-19 patients

It was nice talking to you

After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree.

I cut that grass for free...

Now, that's Lieutenant Dan.

Kingman is... different, Mrs. Gump

Whatever you tell me drill sargent

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.

to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction.

or if it's Lieutenant Dan.

Get that pig up here, God damn it!

Run, Kelly, Run!

I was just looking into buying a boat of my own and got drafted.

Pussy is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

War in Viet FUCKING NAM

I think you should go to Hawaii in December

and just like that Tim Melson did not hand out another check

Not raccoons, ya idiot...

Fundamental of sports

They gave YOU... ...Command of a C-130 squadron?

I'm Greg I'm tearesa

It’s a household name

His back is as crooked as a Politician

Sorry about your internet

God Damn It Pope! You're a God Damn Genius!

Walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.

Hey fellas, get a load of the ABV on her!

Hey, you ever think about naming this old boat?

I hope everything works out for you!

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far,

And one day, out of the blue clear sky, I got a letter from Jenny,

I want to be a singer like Joan Baez.

Something bit me!

I'm talking about a shrimp-catching boat.

...just need a minute naps, just had a coughing fit naps...

- Louise, he's here. Now, when I got home,

And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt.

...where to stick this fucking war! Yeah!

Mama says, "Spooky is as spooky does."

- Just get away from me! - Don't...

- Mount them up. Spread out! Cover his back.

But you ain't got no PS5 or Xbox Series X Lt. Dan

- He was hurting you. - What the hell is going on here?

But that wasn't a bad thing,

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Blk Panther Party

Pritchard is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you’re going to get.

- Coons are trying to get into school. - Coons?

Who's the baby killer?

there's the grasieuillian and the hodaimberley there's the matgiviguice and the gojigeerethhgeester

I wouldn't know.

AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.

as strong as I've ever seen,