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And just like that Mr Avenatti was never on CNN again
But it's $25,000, Forrest.
Meirch 2, 2001
And just like that, she was gone.
I'm not a smart man But Julie didn't mention Huddle
It’s called the Hotel Ebbot
has been running across America.
Sorry I ruined Your black panther party
How Spring Break b
less what you spend on gas, you can...
was on his way home to see his little boy
Get that thing... Fuck it, get it in the tree line!
Danny, what are you complaining about?
Where the hell are you?
And 'cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
I’m not a smart man But I know that OU sucks
- Yes, sir. - Well, where are you staying?
Now, you wouldn't believe it if I told you,
Forrest, you okay?
- Yes, sir! - As you were.
Meirch 20, 2001
Jenny and me was like peas and carrots
In regards to kids going back to school, mothers everywhere
Proud of you
That's Good One Less Thing
All right, but your supper's ready if y'all want to eat.
Jessica is my best good friend.
When Christians Defend Trump
Cub Scouts Change your socks whenever we stop!
Jenny?
I'm gonna lean up against you You just lean right up against me
Mama always said, life was like a box of choc-lates.
Mrs Gump Ehh
Now, the really good thing about meeting
I never thought it would take me anywhere.
that as soon as the war was over, we'd go in partners.
I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?
You call this a storm? Snow you son of a bitch!! SNOW!!!!
All right! Bobbi!
I was shit-tang!
- Can I go watch TV now? - Yes, you can. Just keep it low.
…lyin’ son of a bitch, tRump!
MAGIC SMOKE.
Damn Chicken
far, far away from here.
Gump
Jessica is my best good friend.
Ntither Free nor Fair
I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town.
I’m not a smart man… …but I know beating #21 is better than losing to #25
Coons?!
But you ain't got no legs officer Powers
When some asks about my Grandbabies
Yes, sir!
It was a very special night for the two of us.
Forrest, look at me. Look at me, Forrest.
Is there a Mr. Hump…. Miz Hump?
Hey.
I gotta feed bubba!
And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny.
Since it was just me and Mama and we had all these empty rooms,
Lieutenant Dan
And I won’t AFC offensive player of the week… …again.
I got straight As again.
or a trail, or the road, so he'd tell us to get down, shut up...
How about you try made in America!
Julie saving Val's Seat #rideordieenergy
That's my country!
Elizabeth Warren compares Trump Treasury Sec. to Forest Gump We can only hope she's right
Hey!
and the doctors don't... They don't know what it is,
Helo's inbound. Top smoke, get it out there!
I believe he said he had to go P.
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Forrest Gump.
It’s just this damn weather and that lying son of a bitch Biden
But you ain’t got no legs, Lt. Grkn.
- Nah, that couldn't be. - It sure as hell was.
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Sometime later, for no particular reason,
We were sitting next to a millionaire
I think you should go home to GREENBOW ALABAMA
And cover your mouth when you sneeze
Sorry I ruined Friday Bar Time
When cooking bacon and it pops on you Sumpthin jumped up and bit me!
That’s all I have to say about that…
- Run, Forrest! - Come on, get in the truck!
When Muhfuckas Try To Come To Alabama Wit That Rona
Celeste sure cares about your accommodations! You don’t say much, Do you Blair.?
I just loved using Eco in edge with my Microsoft Device
She taught me how to climb.
run run run figma run run!
Little papa is doing just fine
Just like Jenny Back on
We'd lay there in our bunks and I'd miss my mama.
I gotta find Wally
because you told me to drill sergeant
Now, you listen to me. We all have a destiny.
It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch media.
Yes, Drill Sergeant!
Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
and I always try to keep my promise.
But you don’t have any ovaries Lt. Dan
again
- Is it the number nine? - No, it's the number four.
I could eat about a million and a half of these
I would never hurt you Angela
HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!
I liked that guitar.
I could eat about a million and a half of these
I got an air strike inbound right now. They're gonna nape the whole area.
I got your Nerdtec
跑快点!! 知道了
YES, DRILL SERGEANT! YES, DRILL SERGEANT
Now, his IQ is 75.
She got the UTI and died on a Tuesday
Jess and me were just like peas and carrots
He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive,
Shortly after Governor Wallace had carried out his promise
My grand ma had a dog! He was a mean dog
Me Yorch when he drops the Scorch:
Listen, you promise me something, okay?
- Vacation? - Where Daddy went.
Who in the hell is that? That there is Sadie coach, just the local idiot.
"Some people don't think so, but they do."
Bit me directly in the buttocks.
and ran for president.
You call this a storm? Ah-hahahahaha!
This is my response to everything....
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When I got home, I was a national celebrity.
Lieutenant Ann Ice Cream
Bubba was my best good friend.
I’m sorry I interrupted your meeting.
Pray with me
My house right now
...and thats all i have to say about that
that's all they ever talk about.
I think you should go home to Greta, Virginia!!!
Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel.
I started out on my uncle's boat, that's my mama's brother,
I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
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It’s funny Lieutenant Dan said that, ‘Cause right then, EOG and Chevron showed up
So, I started playing it all the time.
When someone tries to open the bathroom door at work Seat’s Taken
Now your mama sure does care about your schooling son, Mhuh!
a legless freak! Look! Look! Look at me!
I'll take care of you if you're sick.
Brought your cookies I ate some
Mushroom Hunting is hard…
That's my country!
Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump? You told me to, Drill Sergeant
Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat No but I've been on a real big boat
Come on!
Better tuck that in. Gonna get it caught on a trip wire Martha
Okay.
you got air conditioning
Henry Street is just five or six blocks down that way.
I just felt like mercenarying
For Some Reason Stinny Didn't ever seem to want to go home
Walk and Talk Hiking shoes=Magic shoes
Big ones. Little ones. Medium ones …
You'll be okay. You'll be okay.
Camping in Arkansas
Sometimes we had so many people staying with us
HEEBS ARE TRYIN' TA SUBVERT AGAIN.
He was always kissing and touching his brothers
'cause I don't remember being born.
SPY
Well, then, that's just perfect!
Live Cost ..........
Forrest, I'm so proud of you. Here, I'll hold this for you.
Gunner dogs Woof woof
It was a college just for girls.
coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp...
Josh!! Why did you get all your golf stuff together and ready by 8am?
Jsjjsjjs Hhhhh
Makes sex noises
That girl Sure is a running fool
You told me to Drill Sergent
Give her a big hand, guys. Good job, Amber.
- Hi, Miss Louise. - Hey, Forrest.
Why don’t you love me, Big Raspberry?
They sending me to Trawing 6 Its this whole other flying
Yeah, but don't you be thinking that I'm going to call you "Dr."
He wants nuggets
SI MI SARGENTO
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I began to think about Jenny,
She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.
You'd be so proud of him.
It’s called the Hotel Ebbott
GODDAMMIT BERNIE!!!! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
She said we was related to him in some way.
Run! Run, Forrest!
Magic legs!
But Lt. Ken, You ain't got no stairs.
Goddamnit Jester You are a goddamn Genius!
- Leg Lima 6, Leg Lima 6. - God damn it!
I love you
I'm not a smart man, but I know what "password=" is
Well, kiss my crippled eggs
Wesley and I lived together in Berkeley,
Oh?
Yes, Drill Sergeant!
Yes, sir.
And just like that, Oppert’s operating days are over
'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
I'm gonna show that for show-and-tell because
A good friend of mine was in the bed right next door.
- Morning, sir! - Morning, sir!
well, he'd sung too many songs,
Supper Time
They sending me to NAMM
We can't hear anything!
It's what they use on the space shuttle.
She had got the cancer Died on a Tuesday
I got you some Marlboros I smoked some
Zach Case management
Meirch 17, 2001
I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan.
Viet fucking Nam!
Who gives a shit about shrimping boats?
Sorry I ruined your chaos league draft party
Novy, you are a god damn genius
No Bistro?
- Hey, stupid! - Quit it!
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Now we ain’t strangers anymore
And the president of the United States was impeached...Again
1972 Has gone by so fast
She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.
Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on her!
Hey! Don't call him stupid!
LEBRON AND FLOPPING WAS LIKE PEAS AND CARROTS.
You come back safe to me, do you hear?
When I had to go, you know...
Yes, drill sergeant!
You would, Forrest.