Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

McDaniels always had a way of explaining things So I can understand them....

Joe, Trump did not put them in your house.

- What are you doing? Hey!

That’s where we’ll find those fish, my boy!

So many pounds of shrimp to pay off the boat,

I'm dying, Forrest

of tall ships earlier. The Statue of Liberty...

It’s a household name

Very good, sir.

The ceremony was kicked off with a candid speech by the President

Is there a Mr. Took, Mrs. toon?

Celeste sure cares about your accommodations! You don’t say much, do you Blair?

God damned, Gump! You're a god damn genius!

Danny this is the answer the next time About jarreds

and i updated the drawing set, again

And a few years after that, somebody shot his little brother, too,

but i know what half is

Mom getting Noah’s flowers

No, we are not relations, sir.

College ran by real fast, 'cause I played so much football.

Viet-fucking-nam!

He wrote you a letter.

about a half mile from the town of Greenbow, Alabama.

I'll see you tomorrow. - All right.

- A shrimp boat captain. - Yes, sir.

Is there a Mr. Took, Mrs. Took?

I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

"I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

That lying son of a bitch, Trump!

I can run like the wind blows.

lost in the dead sea of addiction? jho health: you're ride home

And I got booted from Villa….again Not really….

"We Was Sitting Next to a Millionaire!"

Mama decided to let those rooms out,

You have to do the best with what God gave you.

and told her how I thought about her always,

Well, are you gonna sit down, or aren't you?

Directly in the buttocks

I even wrote Jenny and told her all about it.

In the land of North Melbourne People hardly got nothing at all

We have your docket, you're free to go

This seat’s taken.

Directly in the buttocks

Bubba-Gump Shrimp's what they got.

I can run like the wind blows.

You look handsome in it. You do.

VIET-FUCKING-NAM!

Tom, I got you some ice cream!

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive but he sure can kick the shit out of a football

Why are you dying, Momma?

I tech falled another opponent again

I believe he said he had to take a messy shit.

Forrest? It's time to start.

I named him after his daddy.

Just a local idiot.

The first chance I got,

And cuz I was a gazillionaire and liked doing it so much I asked the City for more money a few weeks later

You know, it's funny how you remember some things, but some things you can't.

AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY.

But you ain’t got no eggs

Jules and me was like peas and carrots.

Jack Smith: I indicted a president of the United States... Again

EEEEH EEEEH EEEEH EEEEH EEEEH

Happy New Year 2024!

What's his problem?

You are gonna be a general some day, Gump.

Sorry for getting black out drunk at your pool party

from the United States of America.

When racoons try to get in our back porch, mama just chase ‘em off with a broom

You can smack it, flip it, rub it down.....

"Boy, I Heard Some Whoppers In My Time, But That Tops Them All."

Gto? Who gives a shit about gto?

Do you have cough due cold?

Oh Bama No Losers

Why you wearing that brace?

They sending me to southeast dc It’s a whole nother state

Golden Knights Panthers

How I felt I'D Make A Good Musical

traveling around the country cheering up all them wounded veterans

He got a daddy named Forrest, too?

Owe My Manhood!!

They said it was a $1200 check

His semen tasted like cigarettes…

Sometimes I guess There just aren’t enough rocks

Where the hell's this God of yours?

Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

And then, she was there.

It Happens. What, DIOT?

Vice President Ford

I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your mama.

AND ON FRIDAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN.

I had no idea, but Mama had had all sorts of visitors.

Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow.

she said I'm going to poop

You still have rainbow flair Are you stupid or something

"Here's somebody who has the answer. " I'll follow you anywhere, Mr. Gump.

We lived about a quarter mile off Route 17,

Some years later, that handsome young man

Stricker i saunagus

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

Congratulations. How does it feel to be an All-American?

I was in college.

I was such cute, very cute.

And TC Chevy won… … again

But I'd go and visit her every chance I got.

I drank some...

That boy is a run-in fool

That war.. And that lying SOB Johnson

Leg Lima 6, Strongarm. How copy this? Over.

Congratulations. How does it feel to be an All-American?

I'd always let her know that I was okay.

#ForestGump When ya lonely lonely!!! And think of this movie

Hey, buddy, get her a harmonica.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea So it's a healthy sandwich.

Well, some years later,

You're a goddamn genius!

She told me about all the traveling she'd done.

- Let me tell you about us. - Where the hell have you been?

Pull back! Pull back!

Mom: dammit, junior!! Me:

Mama what’s the xfinity password?

- Gump! - Gump!

I showed her how to dangle.

Say bye bye They sendin me to Avondale

We can't hear you!

You can't shit here

No, we are not relations

Jesus Christ, what'd they do with this?

What's my destiny, Mama?

It's spelled MATTOCKS

Run, Forrest! Run!

So I beat Texas Tech for the national championship, again

where you get to meet president of the united states

Run, Rahul, run! Run, Rahul!

Oh. I’m dizzy.

Epstein didn't kill himself

Haven’t you ever seen a little boy with braces on his legs before?

Hey! Come on, already!

If you stick with me and learn from the guys

Congratulations, how does it feel To be an all American drunk

One less thing to worry about One less click, that's good

Yes drill sergeant!

soon as I have some money.

My favorite book.

They sending me to Vietnam.

Welcome guys! Clear Drop booth 215

They said it was a $5000 dollar wound but my wedding must have taken it, Cuz I've never seen a nickel

Now, for some reason, what I was doing seemed to make sense to people.

MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID LEBRON JAMES IS A PUSSY-ASS BITCH. YOU NEVER KNIW HOW MANY YOUR’E GONNA GET.

Her chest looks like a buttocks

Earl, what's going on?

Did you go to a girls' college,

This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

Stupid is as Matt Nagy Does

Leg Lima 6, Leg Lima 6, this is Strongarm, be advised

Now, I hadn't heard from Jenny in a long while,

Mama named me after the great Civil War hero,

Now... Now, I don't know anything about that,

Take a right. Take a right.

We sure got you straightened out, Didn’t we, boy?

When you have to walk through the waiting room in your PT clinic to get to the bathroom

Bidding on Laminating Auction!?!? You must be a genius

There was this man giving a little talk.

That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little walk

IM TIRED I THINK ILL GO HOME NOW

had come across the ocean about 1,000 years ago,

I am not a smart Man BUt I know what bullshit is

You think you’re hot? You should feel my balls

I just felt like walking

Maybe it was because she had nowhere else to go,

new all time high, again

Happy new year, Cerpitdwy family!

Happy New Year 2020

I showed Ryan O'Reilly how to dangle

mama says simple is as simple does

- Yes, Drill Sergeant! - Yes, Drill Sergeant!

In greenbow alabama

Me after 4 minutes of plant shopping with my wife.

Vacation's when you go somewhere

It’s just this war and that lying sob johnson

Clemson players at the whitehouse be

- Why are you so upset? Just get the hell out of here.

my favorite book

and you don't ever come back.

Congratulations, son.

Poe, upon hearing gravel's story:

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

far, far away from here.

- You done watching it? ... here in New York Harbor...

YES-DRILL-SER-GEAANT!

They sent him home.

GOD DAMN IT, KOLOJ! YOU’RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS! FUCK THE BEARS!!

Come on. Come on.

Do you smell popcorn? No, but I do smell fart.

No, we are not relations, sir.

It was a bullet, wasn't it?

- Six, Strongarm, we want... - Lieutenant Dan, Coleman's dead!

I want to go home Forrest

How many Elon Musk followers for a full mutation ?

Follow me, let's go!

That's good. One less thing.

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McDaniels always had a way of explaining things So I can understand them....

I'm not a complicated man...

Gary, That’s all I got to say about that.

Seat’s Taken Tyke!!

Si mi sargento!

I wanted to be your boyfriend

Momma was a real smart lady

Are you telling me you're the owner of the Bubba-Gump Shrimp Corporation?

I only caught five

When your tired of killing Gobblers

This seat's taken.

That’s My boat

When raccoons try to get in our Mcd's Mama just chase em off wit a broom

Why are you running?

and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm.

- Good night. - Good night.

Meirch 28, 2001

I mean, it was like an alarm went off in my head, you know?

Ma'am, what'd they do with Lieutenant Dan?

- Alabama, sir! - Alabama, sir!

Mama said they'd take me anywhere.

NYC… I never thanked you for the black and white cookies.