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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
He'd be very proud of you.
You got to cover 360.
Flint's down! Flint's down!
They'll slip up.
Nice.
trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.
MAN: On your six, Cobra two!
and they love singing on it, all night long.
Stand down. I'm gonna shoot him!
COBRA COMMANDER: We drop it!
Storm Shadow.
- I'm looking out for you. - I'm trying to do something.
Of all the things you could say...
Armour prototype is complete to your specs.
Hoo-ah.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Where is the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro?
Sir, every minute we spend debating this,
And we're gonna kill him.
No sign of Firefly.
Seven. Six.
I am not against you.
Jaye, now.
What better place to step back from that same breach.
You have lost your mind!
CHAIRMAN: Great job, Captain.
- Thank you. (APPLAUSE)
This is it, boys.
Not the first time you sent a girl running out of the room screaming.
JINX: Go!
Fifteen, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure.
You two secure the entrance.
So why don't you take Miley Cyrus
(GUN CLICKING)
- Like. - Yes.
ZARTAN: The G.I. Joes
ROADBLOCK: Negative.
(GRUNTS)
It's a sedative that causes anterograde amnesia.
the human body
The first domino fell with the murder of the Pakistani president.
As far as wheels go,
(GRUNTING)
If he ain't here, he's got good reason.
Those were your words.
Whoa! What have you got there?
Four.
One in the chamber.
(STORM SHADOW GROANING)
I don't get it like I used to. All right?
(WIND HOWLING)
Just need my orders.
- I'm just saying. - Completely.
We only need one.
MILITARY OFFICIAL: Ladies and gentlemen, the G.I. Joes.
Boom!
Lady Jaye. Hey.
that most believed would never happen.
FLINT: Fire now!
Wow. It's an actual pit.
That's an interesting choice of a joke.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Unfair advantage.
Traitor.
'Cause you're gonna make a phone call for us. Get us close to him.
Ears, open.
See what I mean? This just slays me.
There is one man.
I don't think so. You're not going to kill your best asset.
(MEOWING)
(ALL SHOUTING IN ENCOURAGEMENT)
All Joe missions successful.
(CLEARS THROAT)
to somewhere in this missile assembly building.
She ain't going anywhere.
Good to see you, brother.
there are live nuclear warheads
Shut Your Mouth Brenda
I see. Look at the size of your neck.
Idiot.
Do you know my favourite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
Flint, Jaye, if any support is needed, you'll reinforce
- Check! - Check!
My name's not Brenda.
(GIRLS LAUGHING AND TEASING)
(STAMMERS) Wait. How do you call in an air strike?
of a button.