Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(WHEEZING)
Yeah, I can see that was wrong.
(JAYE SIGHS)
SHIPWRECK: Equipment pack-up on level four!
Aren't you supposed to stop people from shooting my dad?
Except for that... Did you scrape your elbow?
Enough for a battle.
Well, he ain't running behind no more. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
Good.
In just days,
But for this once,
No, we're not doing that.
JAMES CARVILLE: El Presidente is on a roll.
(MAN SHOUTS) (WHISTLE BLOWING)
MAN: - Good evening. - Good evening.
These tanks survive, we don't.
I trained with Snake for six years.
Had you worried for a minute, man.
I got payments on that truck, man.
Thank you.
Flint
I'm out.
I sewed with your father.
All Joes present and accounted for.
P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds.
Returning fire! What's up, now?
Insurgents closing in, sir!
STORM SHADOW: He needed me.
Very cute. But I was actually hoping to have a...
What it feels like lately
By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence.
(YELLING)
But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow
(PANTING)
disguise.
(YELLS)
All that Wii Combat Shooter finally paying off, sir.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
Anyone else missing Snake Eyes?
Flint, let's go. Flint?
(EARS RINGING)
But don't worry. You're gonna forget everything,
Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
How come when the General says it, it sounds crazy?
Lady Jaye.
I mean, otherwise, we're sort of...
How is our former President?
Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly?
Open up that couch.
and Snake Eyes.
The G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture.
Oh!
That's all right. I got my boy here. Demon dog!
- last time I checked. - Not in my house, you don't.
Clutch, station the transport vehicle! Move!
it feels wrong.
would you like to explain why you're not on ours?
This country is at war.
Storm Shadow nerve prohibitors injected.
It's just... (GROANS)
You see that?
to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal.
Can you use a care package thingy? I can bring you one.
Says the man about to destroy Asia.
- Bring the briefcase. (SPEAKING KOREAN)
Beginning command protocols.
take out his fat ass.
Your sword,
We'll find out what's going on with our Commander-in-Chief.
No? Fine.
Flint.
(RAPID BEEPING ON MONITORS)
- I had a shot and I took it. - Now, don't give me that!
There it is.
One should be as nimble as a cat,
Hell, yeah.
So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.
This is the President on August 9th.
What the hell are you doing?
(BLOWING)
Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G.I. Joes,
We are still a go.
- Check! - Check!
ROADBLOCK: I'm bleeding out and I need you to sprint.
You know, we'd make a hell of a team.
I'd already beaten down half of it.
Plan B, rendezvous Bravo.
Humidity, I say, is about 62%.
All Joes are accounted for.
ZARTAN: The U.S. nuclear arsenal
Roger that. Standing by.
JAYE: Get down! JOE 1: Take cover!
I owe you one, brother.
a Joe,
It has to be the key to whatever he's planning.