Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We ain't lawyers. We're soldiers.
You want to remind me how knuckles are supposed to strike again?
Captain Jaye Burnett.
is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over.
Full arrest! Full arrest!
You gonna feed me the barometric pressure, too?
I'm sorry.
(GRUNTING)
Yep.
Failure to participate will be considered an act of war.
JOE 3: Team three headed upstairs.
Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me.
(MAN SPEAKING URDU)
Someone who welcomed you,
You're joking, of course.
Thank you, James. Thank you so much.
- That other one don't count. (SCOFFS)
I get to go again because you talked.
He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
Any volunteers?
Baby, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Make the call.
Lady Jaye,
ZARTAN: Just one wrinkle.
(CHUCKLES)
- His parents are like 5'2" apiece. - Really?
(BOTH LAUGH)
Right?
JOE 1: Go in ghost till first contact.
It's good to have you back, sir.
when I lit them all up like fireworks!
What A Nightmare What A Nightmare
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
JOE 2: This is Echo. Beginning assault.
You can't scream your way out of this one!
together.
but most of all,
Notice anything strange about your boss?
SOLDIER: We've got her cornered.
Ten.
following the assassination of President...
but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us
JAYE: I really, I don't dance.
Jaye.
Tell me one thing you know about him.
(GRUNTING)
General Colton, can you get us close?
- I just don't... - Shut up, just shut up.
Recess over. Sit him down.
Storm Shadow.
REPORTER 2: With the world back in order,
(APPLAUSE)
Cobra Commander.
Final targeting to begin shortly.
Damn Ninjas.
Let's go! Quickly, quickly!
I really want to see that face.
Cobra one, Cobra one, I need eyes on! Eyes on!
This is how it works. G.I. Joe's a fist.
Insurgents are armed with Kalashnikovs,
Troops in contact! Request immediate air support!
Negative. Proceed to rendezvous Charlie.
to our families, but especially to our enemy,
You're on your own.
General Colton.
Love you.
(SIGHS) Recommendations?
Pinned down, brother Duke. Pinned down.
(RAPID BEEPING)
Defend yourself.
MAN: Here she is. Chief of Staff.
We're supposed to fight with him?
Besides, we've grown close.
We should leave.
JAYE: Flint, get your ass back to the team.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm better.
How'd you get in?
Aerial threat! Down!
Five.
The unit and the world
have been captured by the G.I. Joes
Makes you wonder about your neighbours.
Jinx.
(SHUSHING) - That is not gonna count.
We didn't. We did.
Are you spinning?
GUARD: Peel back! Move!
- C'mon, best two out of three. - No.
Except maybe hopelessness. (LAUGHS)
They didn't say anything about reenlisting.
I, stay with me,
Three!
to unilaterally disable his warheads.
Uh, you ain't gonna believe this, Roadblock.
I wasn't going to bury any more Joes.
In the immortal words of Jay-Z,
Zartan.