Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, James. Thank you so much.
We ain't lawyers. We're soldiers.
I'm better.
You're joking, of course.
when I lit them all up like fireworks!
(CHUCKLES)
Defend yourself.
Final targeting to begin shortly.
Three!
I really want to see that face.
Failure to participate will be considered an act of war.
- That other one don't count. (SCOFFS)
I wasn't going to bury any more Joes.
(APPLAUSE)
Except maybe hopelessness. (LAUGHS)
We're supposed to fight with him?
Love you.
Negative. Proceed to rendezvous Charlie.
Lady Jaye,
(BOTH LAUGH)
have been captured by the G.I. Joes
Ten.
JOE 3: Team three headed upstairs.
Makes you wonder about your neighbours.
You can't scream your way out of this one!
Jaye.
(MAN SPEAKING URDU)
to unilaterally disable his warheads.
Jinx.
Let's go! Quickly, quickly!
We didn't. We did.
He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
The unit and the world
(GRUNTING)
ZARTAN: Just one wrinkle.
Uh, you ain't gonna believe this, Roadblock.
- I just don't... - Shut up, just shut up.
Captain Jaye Burnett.
General Colton, can you get us close?
following the assassination of President...
Cobra one, Cobra one, I need eyes on! Eyes on!
Someone who welcomed you,
Recess over. Sit him down.
Notice anything strange about your boss?
GUARD: Peel back! Move!
They didn't say anything about reenlisting.
but most of all,
Baby, I'm gonna have to call you back.
You want to remind me how knuckles are supposed to strike again?
Are you spinning?
I'm sorry.
Make the call.
In the immortal words of Jay-Z,
You gonna feed me the barometric pressure, too?
I get to go again because you talked.
to our families, but especially to our enemy,
- C'mon, best two out of three. - No.
Insurgents are armed with Kalashnikovs,
General Colton.
How'd you get in?
Tell me one thing you know about him.
Aerial threat! Down!
Five.
Any volunteers?
JOE 2: This is Echo. Beginning assault.
REPORTER 2: With the world back in order,
It's good to have you back, sir.
Yep.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(SIGHS) Recommendations?
(GRUNTING)
JAYE: Flint, get your ass back to the team.
I, stay with me,
Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me.
is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over.
Damn Ninjas.
MAN: Here she is. Chief of Staff.
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
JAYE: I really, I don't dance.
Cobra Commander.
but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us
together.
Right?
(RAPID BEEPING)
Zartan.
Storm Shadow.
Troops in contact! Request immediate air support!
(CHUCKLES)
- His parents are like 5'2" apiece. - Really?
What A Nightmare What A Nightmare
We should leave.
SOLDIER: We've got her cornered.
Full arrest! Full arrest!
This is how it works. G.I. Joe's a fist.
(SHUSHING) - That is not gonna count.
Pinned down, brother Duke. Pinned down.
You're on your own.
Besides, we've grown close.
JOE 1: Go in ghost till first contact.