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-[cell phone buzzes] -I gotta get back to work.
All right. Do you want me to put you in a dark cave?
she was like, "Let me drop my secrets on you."
I like that.
What's new with me?
because that's what you do?
No, I'm not broken, Alma. I'm not.
[Alma] That's an idea.
To Becca Winograd-Diaz. The love of my life.
Well, what do I seem like?
[water pouring]
[dance music playing on stereo]
[breathes deeply, chuckles]
[in matronly Texan accent] "Oh, I see we're passing the asparagus
-[sighs] -But, what if you went as Batman
To my sister and her life choices which... I support.
Hey, I'll take one with you.
'Cause I get paid to force you to behave. Pretty weird, right?
I think she didn't want to, like, mess me up.
-And it's okay to want a better life. -What are you talking about?
She's kidding.
Oh, my God, are you okay? What happened?
Oh, good, 'cause I was gonna say
Boo! That sucks!
-Oh, my God. -It's so romantic.
Maybe she was legitimately curious.
they think they're supposed to play,
but Dad's mom was schizophrenic.
Where's the one where she's toddling around the market