Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, thanks, Magellan.
Oh, and also, dummies, we're 500 miles from the nearest tree.
Archer
Ugh! And since when do you carry a switchblade?
And I, you. About my sister.
Yeah, right, that's not sterile.
We'll crash with the tapes of all of you stupid jerks saying I'm crazy!
Or 1333 fathoms.
I know, Tiffy. But please, try to focus on the greater good.
...so that he can show it to a judge and get conservatorship over me.
Okay, here's what's happening.
So if they hear about the wreck and start steaming toward it--
Oh, ha, Bermuda. Duh. I was thinking Bahamas.
There must be some recording device somewhere.
Actually, the United States bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark.
Thank you. She's my patient, Lana.
Last one. Stinky-pinky swear. Mmm...
Ah-ha! Heh... Hang on.
Oh, my God. How are you laughing? That's not funny. It's tragic.
But since all I'm asking is a measly 3 percent,
Done. You're okay, Cecil.
Lana, stop. What?
Wildly liberal use, Cecil. Those were your exact words.
Stupid drunk-ass...
What? I think I have room for a Fuzzy Navel.
Ha, ha! Ha! Ah...
L-- Ray made me. Cyril. Come on, you're fierce. Rrowr.
Please, I know you were talking loud so I'd hear you, so whatever.
Doctors Within Borders--
I'm fairly certain you're not using "facetious" correctly.