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Because you've been trying to get your bony man-hooks on her money for years...
Yeah, and about that. Cyril figured out how big our bonuses should be.
Although he can hear us.
Oh, my God. You really are crazy!
Yeah, Rien Poortvliet just called. He wants you to pose for him.
I know, it's a new drink. Help me think of a name-.
Which, unfortunately, soon became One Thousand Laptops Per Warlord.
Okay.
No, but I can hear you.
Hey, Tiff.
But before I do, could I ask you a few questions?
Uh-uh! Aargh! - Hey, no. Don't-- Pam!
...every full moon she'd make us lock her in the ISIS vault. Ha, ha.
L-- Yes.
...our ETA is 15 minutes.
...I could give a shit if all you people live or die.
Is this about the Bermuda Triangle? That's my fourth biggest fear.
I don't, actually.
Would a crazy person do this?
Or do I?
Now? Really? You think this is a good time to be facetious?
Please join me. You're just the person I wanna talk to.
We are now landing...
You'll wake up in time to get shot for treason...