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(GROANS, COUGHS)
and the costumed crime fighter Vigilante
I haven't noticed you eating way more corn chips
♪ To you, to you, yeah ♪
maybe you could call in the Justice League?
♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
so there's no confusion.
VIGILANTE: Because the circle of life, bro.
I took my wife's name.
L'Oréal probably is worth the extra few bucks.
John, you copy?
after Eagly...
♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC STOPS) ♪
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
He never had a girlfriend,
-No, no. -No.
(GRUNTS)
Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Activate Sonic Boom.
How do you like that, huh?
What? The fuck do we do?
I'm so fucking sick of that rumor.
Let's go kill a cow.
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
So, I thought maybe it was a sign.
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-How did that even happen? -My hands are sweaty!
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
(DISTANT SONIC BOOM)
♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
VIGILANTE: Guys!
-♪ Getting high ♪ -♪ Getting brave ♪
So, unlike Keith, no one would ever die for no reason again.
who tell you that the floods and the fires and the disease
No.
And so, we made a vow to do anything we could
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