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All right, look.
♪ You don't sincerely want to know about triangles ♪
(sighs heavily) Well...
Can I call you that? Instead of Guardrail?
This confirms what I've been feeling.
- Recovery. - Yeah.
and I have been miserable.
(in baby voice): So, you see my predicament.
Ah, how you've grown.
they ship those sandwiches in hot trucks from Colorado?
♪ We're starting to suspect ♪
You're ruining the number!
on us for Psychology Today.
It's so great now that I don't have to choose.
No, I'm pregnant because I ate that egg salad sandwich.
Can I come?
No one ever leaves this place.
♪ Is lil, old, sexy, little baby ♪
- Yay! - Mm.
Oh, I was gonna spread my wings.
I have something I have to do.
You don't seem to know how to count.
we should've come here.
you start this semester.
(groans)
this is fun.
that I got the biggest sign of all.
You're, uh, both leaving?
I mean, think about it, I'm on birth control,
What should I do?
but we've been so unsure about what's happening between us.
What?
♪ Lady, we're all gay ♪
Oh, my God, thank you.
It feels great, but it's also, like, really scary.
You're good.
It's the guy who was under my nose all along,
♪ That's really erect ♪
(sighs)
Do you need a glass of water?
I got great news.
♪ So, professors, teach me ♪
So, you think you're pregnant because you hurled once?
Go, go, go.
to find out if I can have my dream
this is what happens to me, right?
(exhales deeply)
but this sounds like an opportunity
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
two significant others at the same time.
I hope you brought napkins.
from the school where you applied.
that scene in Working Girl where all the women walk to work
But thanks.
Well, I should head to the gate.
No, come on, this love triangle thing, the bouncing back and forth.
Who?
Lot of hours to fill when you're not drinking.
(in baby voice): Okay.
God, they're a great couple.
You know, I thought you were writing an article
♪ We're a little bit concerned ♪
Paula, just take the test
have been the most upsetting of my life!
- Oh... - I mean,
I did. I judged you.
(laughing): Paula!
You're always bragging about getting in, so-so go already.
Wow, I'm so glad I came over...
It's-it's done, I swear.